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Name : amber
Age / Gender : 19 / Female
Location : Ontario - CA
City : Toronto!
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Joined : 06/30/08 8:48PM Last online : 11/19/08 11:41PM
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Forum title : Fresh Out the E-womb Profile views : 2911
Sexuality : Heterosexual Marital : Single
Drink? : I'm dwunk right now Style : Skank
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Ethnicity : Caucasian    
My crush : that guy... over there *points*
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Welp.. my name is amber... and i like to get drunk :)
Next stop will be.. my name is amber... and im an alcoholic

I work at booster juice.. lmao. I make smoothies and drink them too :)


I fucking love batman.. Call me a nerd, but you secretly love it too!
Moving along.


So i dont believe in love.... It doesnt exsist to me anymore, all it brings to the table is heartache. I couldnt even tell anybody what it meant, because i thought i had it..(key word..thought) and it vanished right before my eyes. Im done with all this battling in my head over the thought of it.. quite honestly.. it just gives me headaches. Im done with it. </3 2 years and 2 months of hurt and lies. dishonesty and distrust. I wont miss you, but i hope you miss me when im gone.
FOR THE LADIES : don't make somebody a priority if they only see YOU as an option.
*sings* OOOoooOOO loveee hurrrtts lmao. stfu :)

I eat rice with ketchup.

Ive recently discovered that i like rolling down hills when im drunk

Which brings me to drinking..I like to get drunk with my buddies.. maybe like 80 percent of the time. Lol. The other 20 is be scratching my ass most likely[color]

[color=#336699]I iron my hair with a clothing iron.

I have 5 peircings, 3 in the lip, eyebrow, and tongue. And currently have one tattoo on my forearm of a four leaf clover. Yes.. i am Irish :) SUCK IT.

I can be boring sometimes and lazy as balls.. pffft, shoot me.

I like to laugh.. mostly at stuff that wasnt suppose to be funny[color]

[color=#FF3333]Ive been through rough relationships... some i wish never happened.. some i wish i could do over.. but you cant always get what u want..although i wish i could


Sometimes..yes..ill admit... I like to be the centre of attention

NOw just a few things that sums me up


I lose things more than i sleep
I sleep more than i eat
I forget things more than i piss
I day dream more than I talk
I bitch more than i shower
I drink beer more than you
hmm.. yup! [yes]



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I really heart music its my therapy really lol.. Without music.. it would be like eating kd without the cheese :O ew
Now.. Theres nothing more to be said without boring the living fuck out of you
Have a fantasical day










Likes
The Following Shit Below Amuses Me To The Max[carrot]


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I like the fact that i cant make rice, even if my life depended on it
Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody
MXC
Lipps Inc- Funky town ...BEST song. lmao
Kareoke nights!
Cheap bars..Along with cheap beer!
Beer in general
OOOORRRGGGAAASSSMMMSSS!
Masturbating when i have no1 to sex me up
Lucifer! (my vibrator)
Drunken summersaults
procrastinating..cause i can :)
When people run towards the bus to get on and it leaves without them,I also enjoy the expression on their faces when it happens! bahaha
Those pipes at the park that you can talk into, and the other person on the other side of the park can hear you. I talk dirty in them :)
Pogs
The smell of gas at the gas station
Being pale
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Im fat.
Massages
Watching sappy movies when im being sappy that day
Slippers
Cuddling
Mullets
Capes
When people wipe out. ROFL. hilarious.
Building forts
Camping
Timmy Ho's
Mc donalds :)
I like that im irish, scottish, and english
Cream Soda and Dr. Pepper
Singing in the shower
My buddddiesssssss.
Baths
Rough Sex :)
Biting
Play fighting
The short bus
Kenny Vs. Spenny
Saturday Night Live
Will ferell as Robert Goulet. Lmao"You wouldnt hire a clown to fix a leak in the john.. so why do you let these hooligans tear down the biz?"
Having Money
Flight of the Conchords
Frederick Fox (lmao)
Rollercoasters
Sitting down when there is no reason at all for standing.
Being out and about
Jay and Silent Bob
Being lazy when i want to be
Reading
Drunken drama, Only when im not involved.
pool hopping
Outdoor drinking
Bugging people when im bored
Frolicking
Kraft Dinner
BATMAN!
Villians. *poison ivy*
Lawn Gnome Hunting
Cigarettes. *belmonts*
Hoodies!.. i would even wear one in the dessert
Fpoooooooning!
Viking Hats
Peircings and Ink
Video Games
Cereal
Every Disney movie made!
Tv
Hairdye
Peanut Butter
Ironing my stank hair
Long walks on short beaches
Nutella
The fridge
Shoes
Jeans
Beads
Sleeping
Laying in the grass
Baths
My bed
Keeping fit.. Jogging.. ROFL. ya right. Im too lazy for that shit
Tinkerbell
Betty Boop
Tim Burton
Getting mail in the mailbox. I feel important
Dancing
Laughing
Music, Shows.
Milkshakes
Pudding

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I Like the following pictures :)









Dislikes
The Fact that they dont play ALF anymore! PFT.


.::feet::.[no]
.::spiders::.[faint]
.::malls..(mallrats)::.[loser]
.::sienfeld::.[bs]
.::body.odors::.[puke]
.::rainy days::.[wah]
.::liars::.[grrr]
.::cheaters::.[bat]
.::losing stuff::.[shrug]
.::forgetting things::.[puzzled]
.::white socks::.[no]
.::being alone::.[comfort]
.::having no beer::.[nutso]
.::being out of eyeliner::.[sobbing]
.::having no cigarettes::.[banghead]
.::having no money::.[rant]
.::stuck up bitches who think they are better than everyone::.[tsktsk]
.::week days::.[goingnuts]
CHEWING! If your a loud chewer.. GROSS!
Music
lil mama (SHES POPPIN!!), atreyu, avenged sevenfold, deftones, rage against the machine, system of a down, protest the hero, silverstein, thrice, thursday, story of the year, madonna, queen, nine inch nails, journey, ac/dc, steve miller band, johnny cash, chevelle,tool, coheed and cambria,comeback kid, brandnew, mindless self indulgence, greenday , alexisonfire, rise against, paramore, bullet for my valentine, everytime i die, our lady peace, sublime, ill scarlett, styx, the used, cheap trick, heart, the eagles, hawethorne heights, guns and roses, blind melon, elvis presley, taking back sunday, supertramp, led zeppelin, weezer, 30 seconds to mars, from first to last, foo fighters, theoffspring, rihanna, oasis,dropkick murpheys, city and color, shania twain, carrie underwood, aerosmith, three days grace, aiden, finch, justin timberlake, prince, collective soul, hollywood undead, kelly clarkson, lynard skynard, PCD, unfortunatly girlicious (lmao), eminem, spice girls (duh), underoath, the red jumpsuit apparatus, flogging molly

+ many more :)
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LaZyCrO_ Nov 12, 12:24 pm
thankss, i would give you some 10s yourself but I am in whapmagoostui, and its uber slow internet.


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