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Bio Oh be joyful, 'cause that shit spreads.
Andrew (noun) A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
I am Andrew. I enjoy reading, films, transforming robots, and matching my shirt to my shoes. I have never been the dumpER, only the dumpEE. Also, I have irrational fears of puppets and owls. They make me REALLY uncomfortable.
"Everyone dies.
It's the final and only lasting Justice. Evil exists; it is intelligence in the service of entropy. When the side of a mountain slides to kill a village, this is not evil, for evil requires intent. Should a sentient being cause that landslide, there is evil; and requires Justice as a consequence, so that civilization can exist.
There is no greater good than Justice; and only if law serves Justice is it a good law. It is said correctly that law exists not for the Just but for the unjust, for the Just carry the law in their hearts, and do not need to call it from afar.
I bow to no one and give service only for cause."
Things I WOULD do for love:Anything.
Things I WON'T do for love:That.
Just forget me. It's that simple.
Jesus I can't believe you're still reading this. Get a life, will you?
"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES."
Likes Sometimes it's just about feeling good, like John Cusack and pop-punk.
Family. (Especially my mom and little sister.)
Friends. (especially Alex, Joe, and Fonzie.)
Soup.
Heroes.
Star Wars.
Zombie movies.
Jon Stewart.
Stephen Colbert.
Anything that Kevin Smith, Sam Raimi, Quentin Tarantino, Michel Gondry, Spike Jonze, or Edward Norton touch, (with the exception of most of Spider-Man 3...everyone is entitled to a few fuckups here and there.)
Punk music.
Rap music.
Emo music (but not most screamo. I like when bands sound a little different from eachother even if they do fall under the same genre.)
Indie music.
Pop music.
Music music.
Having little battles with my Star Wars action figures.
Dancing.
Caring too much.
Loving unconditionally.
Buying nice clothes.
Wearing suits for absolutely no apparent reason.
Wearing a Batman-themed Luchador mask for similarly no apparent reason.
Drinking coffee.
Drinking tea.
Drinking Arizona Red Apple Green Tea.
Drinking Vault (cause it tastes kinda like a better Mountain Dew, with caffeine).
Fried chicken.
Orange/Grape Crush.
Being tolerant of generally everybody. Gay, black, jewish, handicapped, elderly, whatever. I ain't got no problems wit'chu. (Even if my job is desperately trying to make me racist against old Asian people who insist on screaming at me in Mandarin despite the fact that I clearly don't speak Mandarin.)
Having a sink in my room.
Having an air-hockey table in my room.
Playing/occasionally watching soccer.
Watching hockey.
Pointing out the flaws in people's logic.
Spelling/grammaticising correctly whenever possible, unless I'm proving a point or poking fun at something.
American Apparel.
Reading. EVERYTHING.
Palahniuk.
Klosterman.
Chbosky.
Coupland.
Good.
Lee.
Clowes.
Miller.
MillAr.
Straczynski.
Bendis.
Moore.
Poe.
Frost.
John Dies At The End (Google it. Especially if you like horror/comedy in the vein of Evil Dead and such. And also like to read.)
This list could go on forever, but it won't, cause I'm bored of typing it right now.
I'm sure you didn't read most of it anyways.
Dislikes Brace yourself. You're in for a long and bumpy ride.
Racists. ESPECIALLY the ones who act like they have a right to tell people to "get out of our country." Newsflash you dumb hick motherfucker: There were a FUCK of a lot of people in North America before the White Man got there. As someone who is at least 1/4th native, I feel at least a quarter of me has a right to tell YOU to get the fuck out of OUR country. Everybody who DOESN'T irrationally hate a group of people just for the colour of their skin, you may stay.
Sexist jackasses, especially ones that pretend to be nice guys. FUCK YOU! You're ruining it for all the ACTUAL nice guys! (Well, the few of us that are.) Now every girl we meet just assumes we're lying to them to get into their pants!
Homophobia, especially when spouted by right-wing super-Christian ultra-conservatives who turn out to be closet gays, and end up getting caught in the act of soliciting sex from an undercover cop in a public washroom stall. Way to fucking go, asshole.
Ignorant morons in general.
Scientologists because cults are fucking scary. I mean, c'mon. The whole belief system was founded by a SECOND-RATE science-fiction writer who awarded himself an honorary doctorate in a whack-job pseudo-science HE created! And the amount of clout you have in the organization is DIRECTLY proportional to how rich and famous you are. Sounds just a LITTLE like a hustle to me.
Duncan Parizeau [arch-enemy]/Hugh Goldring [nemesis] (THEY know what they did.)
People who are not Alex touching my knees. They are SENSITIVE, okay??
My nostrils because one is bigger than the other on account of me breaking my nose when I was like five. It makes my nose sorta crooked and is REALLY noticeable to short people.
Nickelback because they suck, all their songs sound the same, AND they tried to kill my friend's mom.
Probably YOUR favourite band if you've ever considered wearing clown makeup, spiking your hair, and breaking a window while screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs for no reason and AREN'T just doing it because you forgot your meds.
People who try to force their views on me like I give two shits. Seriously, believe what you want, but allow me the freedom to do the same.
Straight-Edge kids who do that, and then a year later decide they like beer.
"After I finish my steak and drink my beer, I'm going to fuck your girlfriend, you straight-edge piece of shit!"
(Seriously, as I said, believe what you want. But don't preach to me, get stupid-ass HARDxCORE "EDGE4LIFE" tattoos, and then a year later change your mind and become a binge-drinker/pot-head/heroin addict. It'll just make me regret not punching you in the face when I had the chance.)
People who don't shower.
(Seriously, kids. SOAP. It makes people LIKE you. You'll thank me later. AND WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR, CHRIST!)
Scene kids. (For the most part. Mostly just the e-tard ones who insist on screaming in the middle of the mall/bus cause they saw someone they know or a pretty shiny thing or something.)
Elitists (Pretentious Goths, Black-metal superfans, etc.)
When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people
You chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff
It's the same superiority complex
Shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell
And makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma
You spend every moment of your waking life bitching about
Black Metal (The genre, the "musicians", and a lot of the fans, for the most part. You can use as many big words as you want, but pretending you are a theologian and wearing corpse-paint, while screeching high enough to shatter glass about aborted fetuses vomiting on the Bible does not an artist make. I'm sure if Satan were listening, he'd think you suck.)
People who use religion as an excuse to impede human freedom/development. We have the ability and the knowledge to cure numerous diseases, disabilities, and other such ailments. It's happening. I'm not the most religious person in the world, but my understanding is that God loves us, and would want us to do whatever we can to prosper. Also, I really doubt he gives a flying rat's ass if two men get married. It isn't doing anything ill to marriage that the average straight populance hasn't already done. WE MAKE TV SHOWS WHERE MEN MARRY WOMEN THEY JUST MET. I don't really need to say any more on that subject.
Rapists. (But who doesn't hate rapists? I mean, even most morally corrupt of deviants probably have a healthy dose of self-loathing.)
Creepy old men/pedophiles/kiddie-diddlers/child-porn enthusiasts. (Again, probably a no-brainer, but it needed to be said.)
Creepy old men who approach, and hit on, ME. Now, I have no problem with being approached by gay men, it happens quite often, I'm not interested, but it's still flattering. Much like if a straight female were to approach me, it's a compliment whether I'm interested or not. But there's a point were it gets really creepy, IE 55-60 year old men who look like they smoke crack on a daily basis A)offering me drugs, B)telling me I'm cute while creepily staring me down and licking their lips, and C)Taking it WAY too far. I mean, does that EVER work on ANYBODY? Fuck off. If I was gay, I could DEFINITELY do a FUCK of a lot better than you.
Guys who think that "Hey babe, nice tits." or "I wana fuk u" or "Ur hot wats ur msn?" picture comments on this site are going to get them laid. You might want to go back to the porn, guys. Less typing, and a porn star won't laugh in your face after you say that shit. You might have to pay more though.
War. (With the exception of World War II cause c'mon, nobody likes Nazis, and the two Star Wars trilogies.)
Stop Being A Moron!: A primer, by Andrew Patterson, as adapted from Dictionary.com.
there (thâr) adv.
1.At or in that place: sit over there.
2.To, into, or toward that place: wouldn't go there again.
3.At that stage, moment, or point: Stop there before you make any more mistakes. 4.In that matter: I can't agree with him there.
their (thâr) adj. The possessive form of they.
1. Used as a modifier before a noun: their accomplishments; their home town.
2.Usage Problem. His, her, or its: It is fatal for anyone who writes to think of their sex (Virginia Woolf)
they're (thâr) Contraction of they are.
dare (dâr) adv./adj.
The only way french people are able to pronounce the very complicated adverb and adjective "there /their": I went over dare to eat my poutine and my joe louis.
(thanks to Alex for that one.)
It isn't that complicated. Just get it right!
Thank you, and goodnight.
"Only you can give others the impression that you're an idiot" - Matt Good
Music I like MUSIC.
If it sounds good, I'll listen to it. I like punk, emo, rap/hip-hop, some metal (and it's many sub-genres), folk, country, orchestral/classical music, opera, blah blah blah I could go on and on, but what would be the point?
If you're curious, a few of my favourite bands/musicians are Brand New, Matthew Good/The Matthew Good Band, Kanye West, Jay Z, Motion City Soundtrack, Say Anything, Alexisonfire,Saul Williams, Nine Inch Nails. If you're curious, just talk to me.
Just because you add "CORE" to something, that doesn't make it good.
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