SHIT HAPPENS RAMA RAMA
I KNOW MEXICAN JUDO...AS IN "JUDON'T KNOW WHO YOU MESSIN WITH, MENG"
I COOK, I'M CUTE, AND I F**K LIKE A PORNSTAR...WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?
IF I DON'T SEE HOW IT BENEFITS ME IN THE LONG RUN, I PROBABLY WON'T HELP YOU OUT.
I CAN TELL IF SOMEONE IS BEING FAKE OR A POSER...DON'T TR AND PULL THE THUG ACT ON ME IF U AIN'T REAL WIT IT
"JUST 'CUZ" IS NOT A JUST CAUSE
I READ PROFILES...JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
I AM THE SHIT!! HELL YEA I'M COCKY, I LIVE IN MY OWN HEAD, 21 YEARS AND HAS YET TO SUFFER A BRUISED EGO (KNOCKS ON WOOD)
I AM ME...NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS...DONT LIKE IT?...SUKS TO BE YOU
THE GOOD DIE YOUNG...AND PRICKS LIVE FOREVER
I AM A HEARTLESS, SELF CENTERED PERSON WHOSE LOOKIN TO ONE UP THE NEXT GUY.
I BURN BRIDGES FASTER THAN I BUILD THEM
I'LL SMILE IN UR FACE AND STAB U IN THE BACK...I CANT BE TRUSTED WITH SECRETS.
IF U PISS ME OFF I'LL TRY ANYTHING TO GET INTO UR HEAD...THE MIND GRANTS US ULTIMATE POWER...POWER TO PERSUADE IS A BEAUTIFUL TRAGEDY.
I'LL GO TO JAIL WITH MY BEST FRIENDS...I WON'T GO FOR ANYBODY
FEELINGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME...CRY ME A RIVER...BUILD A BRIDGE...AND GET OVER THAT SHIT...EITHER THAT OR DROWN
OUT OF SADNESS COMES JOY...CAN'T HAVE ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER
IF I FEEL U GET TO CLOSE I PUSH AWAY
WHEN U THINK U GOT ME FIGURED OUT I DO SOMETHING U NEVER SAW COMING
I DON'T CARE HOW YOU APPROACH ME...WHETHER YOU LOVE ME OR HATE ME BE ORIGINAL...ORGINALITY IS KEY...AND SEEING HOW ITS HARDER THAN EVER TO BE ORIGINAL I WILL INSTANTLY TAKE AN INTEREST IN YOU
HEY...THIS IS ME...I'M NOT SAYING OR DOING ANYTHING TO PLEASE YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS. EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE HAS MOMENTS WHERE THEY FEEL ONE OR ALL OF THESE ATITUDES OR BEHAVIORS AT ONE POINT IN THEIR LIFE...TO SAY YOU DON'T IS A LIE AND TO HIDE IT FROM OTHERS AND YOURSELF IS JUST PLAIN WRONG. IT'S OK TO DANCE TO THE BEAT OF YOUR OWN DRUM. SOCIETY IS BUILT ON
SOME ORIGINALTY...STRAY AWAY FROM THE PACK ONCE IN A WHILE.
"There's alot of guys out there blamin' other cats
for takin they woman
Imma put it to you like this
I tell ni99az hey
Dont bring your woman to the club
Dont bring your main squeeze to the club
You what I'm sayin'?
Unless your game is tight
cuz if yo game aint tight
And a ni99a walk in and his game is tight
Sh****t...you f*ck around lose yo woman
you know what I'm sayin'?
If yo game aint tight
Quit bringin yo woman to these muthaf*ckin clubs dog
And blamin other ni99az for takin yo woman
Aint nobody take yo woman no way
If yo woman chose sumbody else then sh**t yo game aint tight (uh huh...thas right)
So quit runnin around here b*tchin
And tightin up ya game"
R. KELLY
HOW AM I DOIN THIS??
with that comes the following warning about me...
IN BED I:
SCRATCH
BITE
BRUISE
ON OCASSION I DRAW BLOOD
I LIKE THOSE THINGS DONE TO ME AS WELL
I'M A HUGE FAN OF EYES...IF U HAVE BRIGHT EYES OR YOU LOOK AT ME THE RIGHT WAY, I WILL MELT
I LOVE SARCASM...IM ADDICTED TO IT....ESPECIALLY IN WOMEN
I'M COOLER THAN PENGUIN NUTS!!
DRAMA-FREE PEOPLE
ARGUMENTS...STIMULATE THE MIND AND THE BODY WILL FOLLOW
HAPPY TREE FRIENDS...FUNNY AND SICK AT THE SAME TIME
DEAD BABY JOKES...I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT'S FUNNY RIGHT THERE
MY BIRTHDAY...ITS COOLER THAN YOURS...LOL
TWILIGHT...NEW MOON...ECLIPSE...BREAKING DAWN... CAN'T WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!! NOVEMBER 21
THE PHRASE "FUCKIN RIGHT"
PPL WHO USE *BITCHES* AS A PERIOD INSTEAD OF A WORD...BITCHES...HAHA
DRINKING
OH AND I CAN'T FORGET MY FRIENDS:
MIKE HUNT
I. P. FREELY
SEYMOUR ASSES
HUGH JAZZ
IVANA TINKLE
AMANDA HUGANKISS
DICK HURTZ
AUNT FLO
DICK GOZINYA
HARRY PARATESTES
PAT McGROIN
NEVER A DULL NIGHT WITH YOU GUYS!
"Clothes Off" Gym Class Heroes
Excuse me miss
I couldn't help but to notice how alone you are
I dig the attitude and how you're acting like you own the bar
Got me flashing keys and I don't even own a car
Like you ain't feeling my charm, because I know you are
I'm trying to see how your lips feel
Oh I'm sorry, my name is Travee and I'm pretty much a big deal
Oh, you've never heard of me
That sounds absurd to me
The way you stole my attention was flat out burglary
What do you say let's exit stage left so me and you can
Possibly reconvene and play some naked peekaboo
Cause after all the blouse you're wearing is kinda see through
And it's obvious I'm heading wherever you're leading me too
Such an angel with a devilish angle
And quite the certified sweet talker
And you're buying every line of it girl
And I don't really blame you
If I was in your shoes I'd probably do the same too
HEY THERE DELILAH- PLAIN WHITE T'S
Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame
Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.