Real Member deeperthnsorrow (Offline)

- hmmm if this is supposed to be a biography...doesn't that mean someone else is supposed to write it? otherwise it would be an autobiography.......*shrugs*

-I'm in my second year at McMaster University doing a double major in Psychology and Anthropology.

- Mac Rugby!!

- BAA District Football Champions.

- BAA District Rugby Champions/ Centennial Cup Champions

-I say i'm an asshole. my friends say i'm opinionated. draw your own conclusions.

-I don't overly like leaving comments as they all sound the same. So if I left you one then I actually mean what I said.

-I love my mom more than anything in the world. I look up to her and she is always there for me.

-Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.

-Are you welcoming people to the jungle again?

-To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

-If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

-I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

-If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk

-I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.

-Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think

-When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.

-At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

*Warning*

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you can’t honestly think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you are told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet someone of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

-long walks on the beach
-candle lit dinners
-cuddling
-drinking with friends
-partying
-girls
-knives
-scaring old people
-rain
-lightning
-frolicing
-dancing
-the smell of must
-vanilla
-chocolate milk
-ponchos
-friends
-tearing phone books in half with my eye lids
-eyes
-fishing with a .22
-ducks
-being warm
-Morbidly Obese Albert

-As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all but A HUMAN HEAD!

-I hate organized people, they are just to lazy to look for things.

-Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

-I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

-If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

-Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk

-I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

-When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

no long walks on the beach
lack of candle lit dinners
not cuddling
not being with friends
not partying
no girls
no knives
not scaring old people

-If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien!

-Sex on a Steamboat you say? It's all the rage!

-There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves

-Somebody told me how frightening it was how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.

-Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

-The land that had nourished him and had borne him fruit now turned against him and called him a fruit. Man, I hate land like that.

-I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement." I think this makes him feel better

-We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

stutterfly + boy hits car + the used + thursday + blink 182 + finger 11 + oasis + korn + ozzy + black sabbath + 3 days grace + story of the year + greenday + sugarcult + trapt + staind + slipknot + AC/DC + pearl jam + a perfect circle + alexisonfire + cky + led zepplin + nirvana + silverstien + with broken wings + saves the day + matthew good (band) + sublime + jack johnson + CCR + johnny cash + spirit of the west + sweet + system of a down + counting crows + gorrilaz + random german techno + rage against the machine + great big sea + billy joel + red hot chilli peppers + scotish/irish bagpipes + many more i don't feel like typing

-I have come to destroy the Universe as part of this complete breakfast

-time to kill you mother bi+ches

- this is my sidekick, grapefruit spoon. He is a sexual predator

-"I'm so high it feels like my nose and forehead are having sex on my face"

-If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."

-Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind

- Mountains higher than minds can fly, oceans deeper than sorrow, dream and i will follow.

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