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Real Member camaro67z28 (Offline)You know that thing your boyfriend does with his tongue that you like? I taught him that
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| Name |
: Captain Fantastic |
| Age / Gender |
: 20 / Female |
| Location |
: Manitoba - CA |
| City |
: Winnipeg |
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| Joined |
: 07/03/05 8:59PM |
Last online |
: 05/14/06 5:50PM |
| Forum posts |
: 6 |
Posts / day |
: 0.00 |
| Forum title |
: Fresh Out the E-womb |
Profile views |
: 7555 |
| Sexuality |
: Heterosexual |
Marital |
: In love |
| Drink? |
: I'm dwunk right now |
Style |
: Prick |
| Smoke? |
: No |
Personal site |
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| Ethnicity |
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| My crush |
: Dexter Holland |
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Bio This is my baby Kirk, he's a Stupid Head Stinky Monkey and I love him to pieces. •06/23/05• He's funny and sweet and great in bed.
I like to be spanked...I'll leave the rest up to you.
I was fired from McDonalds, so I'm a special type of person. I love the color PINK, I like loud rock music and I like dancing. I do Metallica Solo's on my air guitar. I'm a Mechanic's Apprentice (So all you guys out there that can't change you're own flat tire I'm your dream girl) and I play Varsity Volleyball. I'm turning 18 in 104 days and I don't drive. I like to watch TV and I like to read. I play saxophone in my school's Jazz Band and I take Pre-Cal math. I'm not skilled in using my computer, I just know how to go on the internet and type in word. I reply to email forwards, and this is something I got emailed and I hope it awnsers all your questions, but if you must know more feel free to email me.
Time started: 2:37 pm
Full Name: Jessica Silva (I have no middle name)
Nickname: Slippery When Wet, or Slippery for short. Long story.
Single or Taken: Happily Taken
Sex: Female
Birthday: Jan. 28/1988
Sign: Aquarius
Siblings: Only Child
hair colour: Naturally Dark Brown but I dyed it Red
Eye colour: Brown
Shoe size: 9.5
Height: 5'8"
Innie or Outie: innie
What are you wearing right now: Playboy slippers, my bf's jeans and my red LP Sweater
Righty or lefty: righty
Any pets: 3 dogs
Can you make a dollar change right now: No
Who are your closest friends?: Sam n Sam, Christina, Kirk, Brad
Do you have a bf or gf?: Yes
Best place to go for a date: Best date was Me n Ashton going to Hooters for our first date
Fav romantic memory: Kirk picking me up from work, cooking me dinner, buying me a rose and a teddy bear and us watching a movie all night.
Fashion Stuff
Where is your fav place to shop: Garage, Mariposa and Bluenotes.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: Tongue, Ears, Nipple, Bellybutton
Favorite kind of pants: Black ones
Favs
Colour: Pink
Number: 69
Food: Deer Sausage, Pickles, Cheesecake, Subway, Meatlovers Pizza, and Steak.
Boys name: I don't know, but I think when people name their boys girl names it's fucking queer
Girls name: Can't tell you otherwise you'll steal my baby name
Subject in school: Auto and gym
Animal: Bunnies are cute
Drink: Rye and coke, Strawberry margaritas
Celebrity: Angelina Jolie
Sport: Volleyball
Singer: Bif Naked
Movie: American History X
Juice: Apple
Ice Cream: Chunky Monkey
Breakfast: REMEMBER THIS CAUSE YOU WILL BE MAKING ME EGGS IN THE MORNING GUYS
•2 eggs Sunny side up nice and runny, toast not too dark with lots of butter, eggs or breakfast sausage I'm not picky, apple juice or orange
Perfume: I wear Angel
Favorite Cartoon Character: Homer Simpson
Have You Ever
Smoked: No
Made yourself throw-up: noooo...
Gone skinny dipping: nope
Been in the opposite sex's washroom: A few times lol
Eaten a dog biscuit: yeah...they're dry
Loved someone so much it made you cry?: yup
Broken a bone: no
Played truth or dare: Good times with that one
Been in a physical fight: yup
Come close to dying: a couple times
Been in a sauna: yeah I don't really like it
Been in a hot tub: yeah, don't like it too much either
Swam in the ocean: a few times
Fallen asleep in school: actually no
Pictured your crush naked: what do you think I'm doing right now
Ever had a sex dream: What do you think I dream about? Sugar plums dancing in my head?
Broken someone's heart: yeah
Wanted someone: yeah you
Flashed someone: yeah
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: yeah...and he never did
Wished you were a member of the opposite sex: Yeah sure
Fallen for your best friend?: We'll he isnt my BEST friend
Made out with JUST a friend?: I...uh...no i don't think so
Been rejected: Yeah
Been in love?: I am right now
Used someone: yeah
Been cheated on?: Yeah...and I will get my revenge
Done something you regret?: yeah
First Thing That Comes to Mind
Red: rose
Blue: Cold
Autumn: it's getting cold
Cow: moooooo STEAK
Best song you ever heard: Nothing else matters by metallica
Stupidest thing you have ever done: do you want that numerically or alphabetically?
Whats your room like: I haven't seen the floor in a long time there's so much clothes thrown around
Crush: Read up!
Your most prized possession: my bed!
Last thing you said: Hey did you finish the left overs?
Last thing you ate: Portugeese food at a Social last night
What kind of shampoo do you use: Fructus
Something that has happened to you this year: Quit Wendys
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Got cheated on by my ex
Have You Ever Had
Chicken pox: actually no
Sore Throat: Lost
Cold: Once a month
Stiches: 20 on my face
Bloody nose: no
Broken bone: no
Surgery: yeah
Do you
Believe in love at first sight: Had it happen
Enjoy parks: sure why not
Like picnics: sure why not
Like school: sure why not
Would You
-Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: Can I cook it?
-Go to a hanson consert if you had a free ticket: sure why not? oh god no -
-If you were stuck on an island, what person would you want with you: My boyfriend
-If you loved someone and u were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: no do I look stupid to you?
Who is the last person that called you: Probably Kirk
Who was the last person you slow danced with: Kirk in his Kitchen
Makes you laugh the most: Sam Brisson
Makes you smile?: Kirk
Can make you feel better no matter what: Sam Brisson
Who has a crush on you: I don't think anyone
Was the last person you touched?: Christina
You talked to: Christina
You Hugged: Christina
massaged: John
You Kissed?: Christina lol
You yelled at: my nin
Who broke your heart?: Kenny
Who told you they loved you: Kirk
Is your loudest friend: I'm actually the loudest
Do You/Are You
Do you wear contacts or glasses: glasses
Do you like yourself: yeah
Do you get along with your family: no
Do you do drugs: nope
Color your hair?: yeah
Have piercings?: yeah
Habla espanol? the hell? Portugeese
Anorexic?: Nope
Depressed?: Not usually
Suicidal?: only in the mornings
Final Questions
What are you listening to right now: It's okay you're leaving, I cheated by Lives of Many
What makes you happy: Sleeping and having sex with my bf
How many buddies are on your list: Hundred Some
What do you like to do: ssleep, shop, and eat
What did you do yesterday: Went to work then a social
Hated someone in your family: *cough*my mom*cough*
Career: Automotive Technician
Got any awards: Automotive Profeciency Award
What are you most scared of: Dying alone
What car do you wish to have: 73 Pontiac TransAm
Where do you want to get married: Anywhere
What was your first car: 84 Chevy Van
Vegetarian?: Do I look gay to you?
Good driver: oh god no
What do you dream about: sleeping
Last time you showered: yesterday
The last movie you saw: Monster in Law
Night or Day: Morning
Sun or Rain: Sun
Scary or happy movies: happy!
Chocolate or white milk: Chocolate
Root beer or Dr.Pepper: Root Beer
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Mud
Better at talking or listening: talking
Summer or winter: summer
Silver or Gold: silver
Diamond or pearl: diamond
Sunset or Sunrise: sunset
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Sprite or 7up: 7up
Pants or shorts: pants
Orange juice or apple juice: apple
Coffee or tea: tea
Phone or in person: in person
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: only
Girls Fill Out
Boxers or briefs: boxers
Older, younger, same age: Older....
Tall or short: doesn't matter
Good or bad guy: good
Ear peirced or not: don't matter
Stubble or neatly shaved: shaved but that's a tough request with mine
Studley or cute: cute I'm the "studly" one in my relationship
Dark or blonde hair: both
Curly or straight hair: don't matter
Dark or light eyes: doesn't matter
Long or short hair: don't matter just so long as my hair is longer
Tan or fair: don't matter
Freckles: nah
Foriegn accent or Canadian: Canadian
What do you notice first about guys: The bulge in their pants. J/K if I can't take my eyes off of you that's all that matters, and if you give me enough attention
Shy or outgoing: shy
indoor or outdoor: outdoor during the warm days, indoor otherwise
muscular arms: its nice but doesn't matter
What do you like the most in a guy: personality
Time finished: 3:04pm
THIS IS WHAT EVERY GIRL WANTS IN A GUY
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair BUT you always notice.
3. Stick up for you but still be respectful of your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you, put his arms around you, squeeze you tightly against his chest, and whisper softly into your ear
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands will always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but knows when to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14................ Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile alot. :)
17. Plan a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally do just b/c he knows it means alot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21................ Always give you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other's company- even when friends are watching.
22. Sing even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason
26. Quit smoking, chewing loudly, drinking, or drugs just b/c he loves you enough to quit!Likes I like getting those Salutes but would you guys please make me some that I can put up on my site...the other ones are too "innapropriate"
Well In Guys I look for:
~*A guy who likes me for me and treats me with respect
~*A guy has to have a job cause if I can get my lazy ass to work 6 days a week so can you, and I like to be taken out.
~*Similiar and Individual interests
~*I don't mind drinking, but when a guy gets so drunk that he can't even string a full sentence together don't even bother trying to talk to me
~*I want to be treated like his princess
~*Surprise gifts also don't hurt
~*I like it when guys call and talk on the phone
~*I like to kiss and make out
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Dislikes I dislike a lot of things, and I get irritated very quickly.
=SMOKING I absolutely hate it
=people with bad BO, like how hard is it to put on deoderant
=PpL WhO TaLk LiKe DiS like fuck that's annoying
=Girls who dress, act, talk and think they're boys
=Gothic people, Don't you get hot in all that black? And being depressed and suicial all the time gets really repetative
=Skater fags, punks, Avirl Lavigne and people who try to be like her
=Pop music, Brittany Spears, Christina Agularia and rap music
=Stairs
=Chineese food
=The winter and snow and wind and all that shit
=Days when I haven't done laundry and I have no clean clothes
=Women drivers and Winnipeg Drivers in general
I dislike or more rather, disagree, with the fact that every girl is "bisexual" today. Like I've seen on RP here and other sites, 14 year old girls saying they're bisexual and like girls and blah blah blah. At that age you don't even understand what sexuality is and it's obvious you're just saying that to get boys attention. I highly doubt at 14 you have slept with a girl or anything, because thinking girls are hot is not being lesbian or even kissing a girl so grow up and don't fuck around like this.
Music
OK Let's try to list them all:
Alice in Chains, Audioslave, Bif Naked, Big Wreck, Billy Talent, Chevelle, Creed, Finger Eleven, Incubus, Guns n Roses, Linkin Park, Lives of Many, Lost Prophets, MEtallica, Mudvayne, New Found Glory, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Rolling Stones, Smashing Pumpkins, Stained, Stone Temple Pilots, Taproot, The doors, Theory of a deadman, Three Days Grace, Tinfoil Phoenix, Thornley, Trapt
And Most likely there are MANY MORE!!
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