Real Member angryblackguy (Offline)

First off, I've been on this here site before so I isn't be new.

I'm also not available, but I guess you knew that when you first saw my photograph.
However, you couldn't help but wonder, "hey, maybe he just broke up, and he'll think I'm pretty and smart". Sorry to burst your bubble honey, but I'm always taken. I am literally up to my balls in boobs and snatch.

Obviously I know I'm cute, so come up with something original and I may just talk to you (AS A FRIEND ONLY!)

You only get one chance though, so don't fuck it up.

What else... I work 60 hours a week, I need rage therapy, I'm not gay but I don't really want people to know that, I fish, swim, swing, I've got dogs, I've got an average sized penis but I've been told it's quite thick and I've never had any complaints in writing.

I love the french language, turbans and walks in the mountains. I have a computer which I'm currently using, I can type, I can operate heavy machinery and motor vehicles, I don't take headache tablets very often but I do like to listen to music. Just don't start any shit with me and I won't fuck up your life.

Learning, I hate politics so I have to discuss it, I like owning guns, I hate owning guns,
I don't hunt things, unless I'm hanging out with my gangbanger buddies.

I've got a lot of dogs, it's like a fucking turd factory. They are chihuahuas and they are bred and sold. Hey, if it helps me with just one of my ferrari countach car payments that's a bonus, yes... i have a ferrari countach

The truth - it's hot and I fucking love it.

Gangs.

I like chicks around my own age or younger or older who are also in a gang.

Biker chicks, librarians, deaf girls, etc...

I sometimes grow my own vegetables and I've killed a pig and roasted it in a pit. It was fucking lovely, so don't judge me. I don't like being judged, and you wouldn't want me to fuck up your life, or would you?

Chicks that turn out to be men, chicks that require financial compensation after sexual intercourse, chicks who want to have sex with me and one of my dogs at the same time.

Liars - I've seen the truth and I've lied a lot, but that's my decision. Don't question my ability to lie, because I know you wouldn't want me to fuck up your life.

Music makes much better background noise. HOWEVER.... I do like to watch a lot of MUSIC dvd's. I have A LOT OF THEM. A LOT.

the fall, MES, techo-trance-rap-pop-rock-hardrock-metalrock
metalcore, softcore, darkcore, deathcore, deathrock, poprocks, acid house, acid rock, acid rap, acid reggae, reggae, reggae ska punk pop, grease rock, popcore, eggcore, skunkpop, popskunk, rockslam, hotrock, poprocks, acid disco, von bondies, groove, tango shit, rhcp, beatles, classical musak, led zep, heavy metal, metal, light metal, power ballads, anything by STOMP, hardcore foxtrot shit, anything with Kevin Bacon dancin- like footloose - the movie, grease, rocky horror picture show, harp music, I fucking love violin music (seriously), and honky tonk piano, blues, acid blues, techno blues, sock bass, trance groove, triptronic shit, whale music,

I like these bands quite a lot....

the fall, Bjork, Wedding present, radiohead, the doors, the beatles, blur/gorillaz, rhcp, led zep, pink floyd & janes addiction.

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