Name : Jenn AKA Nugget Age / Gender : 19 / Female Location : British Columbia - CA City : *points to random place*
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Sexuality	: Heterosexual	Marital	: Dating
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Moving on is easy.. its what you leave behind thats so hard

Piss me off and your outta here faster than a fat kid in a low carb line!! BITCHES!!:P
Lets make this simple.. heres the basics... In no real order...
I...
-am not a poster girl-
-dont have the perfect body-
-dont have "great" hair-
-dont get up hella early in the mornin just to make sure my nails match my pants-
-dont stress about outfits.. just wear whats comfie-
-will probably never be good enuf for most people-
-dont give a fuck-
-am not on this site for ratings so dont think 1's are gunna break my heart-
-am not afraid to tell you my honest oppinion-
-will not be fake to get your approval-
-have a mostly awesome family-
-have the best friends I can ask for-
-am married 2 Leah and alisha LOVE YOU GUYS FOREVER-
-am tired of guys breaking my heart-
-love to cuddle-
-seriously hate haven my picture taken-
-oddly still am friends with like all of my ex's-
-love kids-
-am not gunna send you naked pictures so dont ask-
-hate being on webcam-
-dont do shit on webcam but smile pretty!-
-dont have a pretty smile:P-
-know if I want to do something and if I dont you wont be able to make me-
-cant handle snobby little girls-
-grew up in a small town-
-know all about small town rumors and bullshit-
-realise that if drama was beer most of the world would be hammered-
-love to party with friends-
-dont smoke weed-
-have many friends that smoke weed-
-do smoke, get over it!!-
-can drink lotsa people under the table cuz where i come from your either an alcoholic or a pot head!-
-have had my heart broken more than once-
-am not much of a lady, but one HELL -of a woman!-
you may say im plain jane but its not the same I'm not into big names but i like nice things ill watch boxing matches and a [hockey] game I wouldnt [wanna be an] actress but I love to sing I like goin out taken walks and stuff I dont remember many girls cuz they talk to much I enjoy quiet nights at home just curled up next to ya, no I aint a virgin that dont mean I'm haven sex with ya!
ermmm i think thats the just of it... yea

SWINGERS FOR LIFE BABY *SIXTY**NINE**NUGGET*

<< READ IT MOTHER FUCKERS!! thats alll her vv
Me and my wife/bestest best friend.
*Comfie Jeans and Redneck hats*
*Beatin hoes with metal bats*
*Drinkin'liqour,fast and straight*
*starin down bitchez , who love to hate*
*Sisterz ferever,fuck best friends*
*Togetha forever, till tha fukin end*
.....or die!

Highschool isnt about finding your husband.. its about finding your brides maids. Maid of honour sweetie;) LOVE YOU FOREVER SWEETIE!!!

Leah: what happens if we see a bear???
Me: well then we trip over it!

Leah: LEE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK!!
Me: I Didnt know lee had a pet rooster!!!

Me: I have to pee
Leah: Ill pee with you!!
*pee in middle of the road and walk away*
Leah: Lets Turn Around And Look At Our River
Me: ITS LIKE AN OCEAN!!

Leah: OMG THATS LIKE THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS TREE I WANT IT
Me: ok well lets get it
**next morning**
Leah: OMG this is the ugliest fucking tree
*comes around corner... almost falls down laughen*
Me: maybe it looked better before you slid down the hill on it..

**falls**
Leah: its ok we are like 3/4 of the way down the hill
**falls**
Leah: its ok we are like half way down the hill
**falls**
Leah: its ok we are like 1/4 of the way there!!

Leah: I cant believe we broke that tree down and took it home
Me: well if i had one more drink in me we TOTALY woulda had a santa!!

Me: omg you know what Jason said??
Leah:*angry voice* WHO???
Me: Sorry I mean Fucktard!!!

Leah: Jenn your funny when im sober and your not!

Leah: I Made you another drink
Me: are you TRYING to kill me?

Leah:*hung over* Jenni I dont feel good
Me: *holds out 26* want some feel better medicin??
Leah: fuck you die! *rolls over and goes back to sleep*

Leah: Im DEPRIVED how do you do it?
Me: ITS HELL! lets go to kamloops!!
Leah: Lets go to mission
Me: ok im down!
Leah: really?
Me: yep
**next day and we are on our way to mission**

Drunken STD Infected Fages: *rude obscenities*
Leah: lets get in your car and follow them!!!
Me: KAH LETS GO!

Leah: jenn your pretty when you cry
me: pfft okay then
Leah:*in ambulance* Jenn your even pretty covered in blood!!

Me:*getting out window car* leah i cant make it i dont fit
Leah: keep trying you can do it jenn
*gets almost out of car, almost at boobs*
Me: k leah i cant do it im stuck
Leah: i know the problem your boobs are too big ill flaten them you pull urself out
*hands come in and flaten my boobs*
Me: k im almost there push this one down a bit more!!!!
--hun i would have never made it through that night without you.. i owe you love forever!!!--

Now Imagine like 3/4 of those with drunken slurs on both sides of the convo! hahahaha

"So... Nice To Meet you!!" "god i have to quit smoking!" Lol James so failed his interview eh leah??

red:"I think we're in the lake"
me:*looks at water in bottom of truck*"what was ur first clue??"

In General
~Hangen out with my ladies~
~Telling jokes with Leah~
~Singing along to Leahs walkmen in the smoken pit~
~Counting evil glares in the mall with boober~
~Drunken dancing with Whitty~
~Camping at NBL~
~Drinking with Pam and Momma S~
~Goin to the bar on school trips~
~DRAGGING Jessi out of the back of a van so she cant go to an after party with strangers~
~Working with little kids~
~Partying with my brother and his friends~
~Maken fun of mason haha WEW~
~Scaren the PISS out of guys who piss me off on the wrong days~
~People shoven condoms down my shirt cuz they want me to hook up with their friend~
~Awkward conversations with leah~
~random cheering when you come upstairs~
~Going Boating with Jeremy and his friends -except when annoying whorey people come along.. thats just a fucking downer!!~
~Drunken slap fights with Jad~
~Hugging people that look sad~
~Plotting evil evil revenge with whitty~
~Drinking catila with leah~
~Drinking vodka with leah~

ALWAYS WEAR UR SEATBELT BITCHES!!!
AMAZING... out of that car^^ all i got was this and a concussion
but back to those dislikes.....
~Cheaters~
~Societys Double standards~
~People who think they can never be wrong~
~Not being able to get a hold of people when u really need to talk to them~
~People who ALWAYS say they will call back and then dont~
~People who ask me out while trying to get back with their ex, who is my friend~
~People who try to play me and a friend DUMBASSES~
~People who talk a lot of shit and have nothing to back it up~
~People who will only say shit behind ur back~
~Guys that think im in love with them just cuz i called them a sweetie~
~People who think im gunna be easy cuz im single~
~Guys who ask me to do shit on cam.. seriously just go get laid!~
~People who start and spread rumors~
~Guys who think they are better than everyone else~
~Dating a guy who doesnt trust you to go out without him~
~When guys think that everytime your around them they have to be touching you sometimes i just wanna stand on my own.. get used to it~
~Guys who get mad if you talk to another guy.. get over it you insecure bastards~
~Guys who dont let their girlfriends have lifes other than them. HELLO she had a life before you shes gunna still have that life when shes with you.. your a part of her life not her LIFE!~
~Girls who think they are all that.. when they REALLY arent~
~Guys who only ever talk about sex~
~Guys who only ever WANT sex~
~Girls who think they need to act like sluts to get guys attention~
~Guys who only pay attention to girls that look easy~
~Guys who think they are fucken big stuff cuz they fuck anything with 2 legs... congrats me on the other hand i dont feel like treating STD's like pokemon "gotta catch em all~
~People who judge you without knowing you~
~People who come on sites like this then BITCH about people not being nice.. get over it some people are just assholes!~
~People who think they are cool for treating other people like shit~
~the words "it was a huge moral issue for me" yeah funny, wasnt a fucking issue when you were getting laid you fucking piece of shit I hope you rot~
~fighting with friends~
~being stabbed in the back~
~"friends" who hit on guys they KNOW you like and dont think its wrong~
~people who turn everything u say around to make u the bad person then bitch that you never tell them how you feel~
~being asked if im ok when its obvious im not~
~being covered in my own blood.. even tho I didnt know at first~
~having SO MUCH to say to someone and not enough courage to say it~
~guys who break my heart... know im horribly upset and say *smile* then bitch at u when you dont... not helpful captian useless!!~
~when people say they love you... yet they leave you for someone "better" weither better means older or prettier or closer or whatever... love isnt about finding the perfect person, its about seeing an imperfect person perfectly and trying to make eachother happy~
~when big decisions in my life are made without me having a say in it... eg:"we have to end this even if its a love we have both always wanted, im not prepared to make sacrifices" i hate you good bye!!~
~not being able to forget about people as easily as they forget about me....~
~when guys get drunk and suddenly flip their lid and start freaking on people~
~mind games~
~guys acting like they are 10 when they are like 20, seriously your pathetic take your balls outta your little pink purse and man up!~
~when people talk shit about other peoples kids without knowing anything about them~
~when people talk about my friends to me!~
~ANYONE messing with leah, yeah it is my business and it will be so if you dont wanna deal with me then dont fuck with her!~
~people who act sweet and then fuck with your head~
~not being able to see muh lil jordy~
~missing people *tear*~

Seriously thats basicly all there is to know.. and now if u wanna call me a bitch or anything like that well then i guess all i can say is

Hey this is Leah hacking Jenns thingy for a sec...now that you just read all her dislikes i just want you to know that if you piss her off in any way shape or form...im gonna have to very rudely come and find you... kidnap you...drive you out to the middle of butt fuck no where...tie you up...cut off your tounge... and poor acid all over you. than then just leave you there to melt....and you'll be screaming "I'm melting" and no one will hear you. so yeah dont fuck with her...it should be pretty clear now!

oh well imagine as im pacing the pews in the church corridor and i cant help but to hear no i cant help but to hear an exchanging of words "what a beautiful wedding.. what a beautiful wedding" says the brides maid to her waiter and "yes but what a shame what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore!!" I chimed in with a "havent you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?"

my sad sorry selfish cry out to the cutter im cutting trying to picture ur black broken heart, love is not like anything ESPECIALLY A FUCKING KNIFE!!!

so DONT lay another finger on her shes mine and i still want her if you put your hands upon her your a goner GONER!
Like the angel you are you laugh creating a lightness in my chest, your eyes they penetrate me your answers always maybe and thats when I got up and left

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