Caution :
Side effects of reading this profile are known to include
Excessive sweating, Nausea, Amnesia,
Mild death, brutal headaches, and homosexuality..
......On weekends.
inhale_
Alanna.
I hate profile writing.
I talk to much.
I'm more intellegent than you, without a doubt.
Females tend to think that I'm a slut, which I think is kind of funny, because I'm the most innocent person you'll ever meet.
I believe that females are the divine sex, and should be treated with no less respect than you would treat a goddess with.
I don't sugar coat things, and I'm not afraid of hurting peoples feelings.
I don't hold grudges, life is to short.
Sweetest, most selfless girl you'll never date.
At peace with myself, and the world.
Know what I want, and will stop at nothing to get it.
____ <3 ____
Have you ever:
(X) been drunk
(X) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
( ) been in love
(X) been dumped.
(X) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(X) been in a fist fight
(X) snuck out
(_) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(_) ever dated someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
(_) been arrested
(X) made out with a stranger
(X) stole something from your job
(_) celebrated New Years in Time Square
(_) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans
(_) been to Europe
(X) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(X) cut myself on purpose
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(X) seen someone die
(_) been to Africa
(X) Slapped someone you love
(_) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival
(X) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
( ) Been on a plane
(X) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
( ) Thrown up in a bar
(X) Purposely set a part of myself on fire.
(X) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been snowboarding
(X) Met someone in person from the internet
(X) Been moshing at a concert
(_) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
(_) been pregnant or got someone pregnant
(_) lost a child
( ) gone to college
(_) graduated college
(X) had sexual intercourse
(_) tried killing yourself
(X) taken painkillers
(_) intentionally burned oneself
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
(X) went to a prom
(_) Bungee jumped
(_) have been to a pop concert
(X) have dated someone for a year or more.
(_) sold naked pictures of yourself
(_) been in a car accident
(X) Slept in the nude
(X) eaten cheesecake
(_) had jury duty
(X) hated someone without knowing them.
(_) been to Maine
(_) shot a real gun
(X) had sex with someone within a week of meeting them
(X) made out with someone within 5 days of meeting them
(X) done ecstasy
(_) gotten my ass kicked
(X) been caught smoking
(_) milked a cow
(X) got in a verbal fight
(_) cheated on someone
( ) lied one time in this survey
(_) Threw a party at a friends house when they were gone
(_) Done something w/ a friends bf/gf
(_) Done something w/ a bf/gf's sibling
(_) Committed a major crime
(X) Dated someone older than you are
(X) Gotten in trouble w/ the cops
(_) ran away
( ) Ever given someone a hicky
(X) Ever gotten a hicky
(X) Ever got super drunk
(X) Went skinny dipping
(X) Lied about where you're going
(_) Ever lied about your age
(X) Ever been pantsed
(_) Had mono?
(X) Beer bonged
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