Real Member OptimalControl (Offline)

My name is Martin, and I wanna be a pirate.

Or a fireman.

Or the Pope.

Or the guy from Grand Theft Auto IV.

And before any of you pervs message me...YES, they're real.

Women. Those miniature umbrellas that go on the inside of drinks. Hawaiian bread. Ricky Gervais. Rainbow-colored snowcones. Eclairs. Rocking out on my keyboard. Taking pictures with my camera. Slip-on sneakers. Buddha. New Zealand All-Blacks. Thomas Jefferson. The remote control that I have for my computer. Zicam Cold Medicine. Rolling chairs on a low-friction surface. Pizza with a cheese-stuffed crust. Inviting my University's dean to hang out and chill. Writing poems about things that make it sound cooler than they normally are. Malcolm X once he got bitchslapped by real Islam. Matthew Wilder. Telling true stories. Summarizing Marcel Proust. Knowing things. Music in foreign languages. Jesus. Captain Ahab. Le Mans Racing. Simcity.

In that order.

People that view my profile more than once without at least saying hi. People that don't like what I put up there. Day 28(Not the band Day 26, men with girlfriends everywhere know what I'm talking about). Alexander Hamilton. Roast beef. Missing Law & Order SVU. Cracking my knuckles and nothing coming out from the last knuckle. The Scroll Lock Key. Your choice in headphones when you listen to loud crappy music that I don't like. Smudges from face-planting on a window. Wal-Mart customer service. Rush Limbaugh in election season. Any Pokemon after #151. Keychains with keys that don't do anything. The Federalist Papers. Expired Neosporin. Soylent Green. Knowing that a glass of water is going to fall, then it falls and breaks, and realizing you could've done something to stop it. Torn-up wallets. Pontius Pilate. Caffeine after 10PM. Girls you hear stories about that do nothing around you...not even to you, just around you in general. Tom Clancy books that haven't been made into movies or videogames. Rene Descartes. Kids who complain about not having the latest videogame when children with illnesses just enjoy staying alive. Isolated thunderstorms. Keith Olbermann. Finding out that "Hurt" was only a cover by Johnny Cash of a Nine Inch Nails song. Destroyed pirate ships. Mimes. Mara Salvatrucha 13. Minivans. People that don't realize what 12/21/2012 really is. Computer displays at electronics stores without internet access. Panera Bread...a fucking bread restaurant. The "Coffeeshop Liberal"...you know what kind of person I'm talking about.

In reverse order.

Poets of the Fall, Meja, The Raconteurs, War, The Police, Live, Sara Bareilles, Lenny Kravitz, Puressence, Lupe Fiasco, Rodrigo y Gabriela, U2, Earth Wind & Fire, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jay-Z, Dire Straits, INXS, Regina Spektor, Jet, Santana, Christina Aguilera, John Mayer Trio, Bob Dylan, NIN(instrumental stuff, Ghosts I-IV)George Michael, Kanye West, Druha Trava, Johnny Cash, Eric Clapton, Johnny Cash, Elton John, Diana Krall, Los Lonely Boys, Dave Matthews Band, Rooney, Prince, White Stripes, Bon Jovi, Pharrell, Rocco Deluca and the Burden, Thievery Corporation, Jimi Hendrix

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