My dinner was DELICIOUS. I have to get off here. Text meee and maybe I'll come over later. I don't know. I've got a few things to do around here.

Uh.. ew! I don't know what YOU SHOULD be doing but I know you're talking to me. Thanks for calling while I was at Red Lobster. SMOOOOOOTH!

Fuck Red Lobster. FUCK YOU!

Just kidding. All I want is cuddles. :(

R U MASTURBATING?

No, should I BE?!

LOL WHY WON'T YOU TALK ON HERE.
/texts you back

Unf unf unf.

But you still need NEW pictures. wtf. I wonder if I can find the picture of you at graduation. I know I saw it somewhere.

Wow I did an amazing job lol! That picture right now makes you look like you've got a black eye though.

CHANGE YOUR DAMN PICTURES BEFORE I COME TAKE SOME!

LOL OMG HI WHATS UP QTPIE!?

LOL OMG HI 2 U QTPIE 2

Sorry, I was taken ;(
I took you to work the other day. BE NICE.
I'm actually going to put a litttttttle bit of gas in the car and get something to eat.

You've known me for HOW long.

Since sophomore year? I remember I rushed home early on my BIRTHDAY to hear your decision on whether or not you would date me. >.>