NEWER PICS OF ME
MY SISTER FOUND THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING CAUSE I HAD KNEE SURGERY AND MY NAME'S GEOFF.
MY MOOD: ![[countdown]](/emotes/countdown.gif)
YOU SILLY F*CKS! STOP DOWNRATING! UR TURNING ME ON!
![[jerkit]](/emotes/jerkit.gif)
NOT LIKE NE1 CARES TO READ THIS:
FIRST OFF, i'm NOT here to battle wits with Mentally Unarmed people!
SECONDLY, I'm NOT the type of person to battle for attention. I would rather walk away then make myself look desperate or look like a fool! Oh... and don't tell me things that aren't sincere...it's hard enough for me to distinguish between "lines" and "truth" as it is, thanks to all my ex's!
FINALLY, My opinion on downvoters goes as followed: People who downvote are either jealous of others, really bored, enjoy making others that votes matter to annoyed, orrrr my personal fav. they're trying to compinsate for what they're lacking in life by downrating so they can feel better about themselves.
Sorry i'm not what society says is "hawt". I don't have the new stereotypical... messy hair, completely ripped body, have tons of money, blonde with blue eyes, musician/rock star/rapper/punk/skater, pro athlete, or drug lord.
COMPLIMENTS AND HATE MSGS ARE WELCOMED.
VOTE ME WHAT U WILL, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.... I'M VERY AWARE I'M FAR FROM A 10 IN EVERY CATEGORY, AND I DEFINETLY KNOW I'M NOT ALL 1'S EITHER.... HOWEVER, IF I VOTE FOR U AND GIVE U ALL 10'S, IT'S B/C I THOUGHT UR PROFILE WAS GREAT, U WERE BEAUTIFUL, OR BOTH!
100% TRUE FACTS ABOUT ME:
-I'm a REALIST
-I have a fetish with female bums (total ass-man if u will)
-I believe there IS a difference between "luv" and "love"
-I'm like a Rubik's Cube! (hard to figure out)
-I believe in God (Christian)
-I'm in the nursing profession (PSW)
-I will not beg for anything
-I have the memory of a goldfish
-I can leg press over 500lbs (very true)
-I enjoy flirting (as friends)(in a relationship, I respect my woman and stop)
-My fav. colour is
GREEN
-I take my cell to the bathroom with me/everywhere I go
-I hate feet!
-I believe u can care for ppl and think they're hawt on a friend level
-I'm misunderstood
-I wear a size 11 1/2 - 12 shoe
-I'm a caring person and like to see ppl happy
-I don't believe u can fall in love on the net, if u meet in person, then yes.
-I sometimes sit to pee (when drunk and at home only)
-I sleep with 5 fluffy pillows
-I need a lot of reassurance
-In reality, I actually crave love and acceptance like most
-Been cheated on by all my gf's except 2
-I have been used
-I luv the simpsons and family guy and will die watching them
-I am Canadian-British-Ukrainian
-I think nipple rings on girls r the epitome of hawt!
-I have a hard time accepting compliments
-I enjoy cuddling/spooning
FYI.... YES! I DELETE MY COMMENTS EVERYTIME I GO OFFLINE! WHY? GOOD EFFIN QUESTION! JUSS DEAL WITH IT...THNX! :D
NEMO IS NOW WHERE HE BELONGS, WITH ASHLEY!
ASHLEY (j-aDore) AND I (LostWithoutAMap)
.FRIENDS.
FACE SIGNS
Alice- Simply amazing girl! Sooo gorgeous and sweet! Luv her tons!
JessCa- My Hamilton hawty! Ur perved on by oldies when we're out! LOL
Kristal- Super fun and hawt! I luff her!
Dayna- Such a foxxxy girl! Super sweet too!
![[attack]](/emotes/attack.gif)
Courtney- What to say... She's a pretty 1 and sarcastic to no end! I LUV IT!
![[yes]](/emotes/yes.gif)
Cammie- My "Cammie-Cans" Such a sweety and a hawty! Nice chesticles!
![[boobies]](/emotes/boobies.gif)
Vicki- 1 of the sweetest girls alive! I luv u tons! Stay awesome babe! [hugs]
Deb- Ur my lil sex machine! We'd hump like bunnies! lol
![[sex]](/emotes/sex.gif)
Tracy- All sorts of hawt! I'll get ya nude 1 day! lol
![[flasher]](/emotes/flasher.gif)
Emily- Such a sweet girl. Cutie too! Lets hit the shower!
![[jabber]](/emotes/jabber.gif)
Laura- Mmmm... My "Finnish-Fetish" Super pretty and sweet! I luv ya babe!
Jacki- Hahaha.... she wants me... u can tell! ;)
Shelby- My Luv! I adore u to no end! Gorgeous and sweet! My babe 4eva!
Jessica- U rock my soxxx Jess! Super sexxxy and sweet! Lets get it on!
**********HALL OF FAME COMMENTS**********
MurderMyLove
this is my favorite on RP. from day one u had my attention. Geoff u amaze me in so many ways! thank you so much for being the person you are. BEAUTIFUL MIND!!!!
Sassyxxx69 1/30/05 1:08AM
yes yay you!!! omg i love you!! ur like mega sweeeeeet
GetoffMykoolaid
This mother fucker right here has the best personality on this entire website. soooo if you don't talk to him. you should. he's great. <3
GetoffMykoolaid May 9, 4:10 am
shegobbleshimupshegobbleshimup. *flings arms out rapidly in front of me* ;) :D
xox_kissme_xox 2/3/05 1:09AM
i have never heard more truth in somebodies profile in my life, secretly everybody knows ur right, even tho nobody admits it! hehe. i think ur amazing. and ur gorgeous. u get my 10s most definatly, coz u deserve them!! ![[giving]](/emotes/giving.gif)
SEXYGRL620 2/4/05 2:19PM
![[rofl]](/emotes/rofl.gif)
i love having a conversation with u<3 ur really cool u know how to make a girl smile<3 i know i could joke with u and u dont take my flirtaeous comments seriously<3 *** Ur Personality Rox*** By so far ur the Greatest<3
xOxRuffoxOx 2/4/05 2:10:58PM
Wow, your profile is actually amazing. I don't know you [yet] but you seem like an amazing guy. You're bloody gorgeous too but even without that many girls would still be happy just to talk to you. Anyways It was a nice read. Ciao xOx :)
SexyItalian21 3/3/05 1:37:30PM
NO lol this is shelby's sweet side, ready here goes *clears throat* YOU are one awesome dude with the best personality i came across in a long while, you make me laugh and for that u ![[rock]](/emotes/rock.gif)
donkey <3
kas4u2luv 3/26/05 1:05AM
Thank you sweety....you're adorable yourself...and I bet if you smiled, you'd most likely make anyone's day....:)
Laken Jul 9, 11:49 pm
wonderful profile!! you are the guy all the girls want. if i could id give you 12's for just being the way you are. being hott is just a plus.
~*Manababie*~ Aug 23, 10:52 pm
Ur profile is simply amazing. and you're gorgeous, and have a huuuuge heart. <3 Its jus that simple. Dont think it could be any better. U def. are by far the man of this site!!! And u deserve it all.
Sexy_Megz88 Dec 29, 11:27 am
jus wanted to tell u ur style in AMAZING n I've never real a profile so intriguing...reallly missing hamilton now!!! realizing there WAS some good ppl down there..ah well life moves on! I'm givin u 10z cuz in my opion ur 1 of the only 1s who deserves it!!
*kelly*sue* Mar 10, 12:29 am
You're truly something special. Not bc I like green and sleep with five pillows. There were more things about you that were too interesting. You have something to you, I can't place it, It's like you're something I've imagined but like nobody I've found.
MaNdA!!! Jul 16, 12:24 am
haha aww i want uuu marry me
BabyGirl143 Mar 14, 10:00 am
LOL!!
"Like dangling a pork chop in front of a pitbull"
Your sense of humor is addictive.
You know that?
******************************************************************
-LOSERS THAT CONSTANTLY RESET THEIR VOTES TO BE #1
-Not saying thank you to a compliment
-White chicks who think they're of color! Example: Names with "thug" in it! Hurting!
-Having NO brains/no intelligence
-INTERNET DRAMA
-Being unrealistic
-E-lovers/relationships (get real.. that's sad)
-Broken promises
-Non athletic/doesn't like sports
-Not having my webcam nemore :(
-Bad attitude
-Stubbing ur toe
-Overlly agressive/pushy girls
-Bad hygiene
-Too much makeup
-Lack of communication
-Prudes
-Drugs (and yes! weed is a drug, stop trying to justify it)
-Trucker mouth
-Low self esteem
-Playing games
-Liars
-Fronts
-Jealousy
-Obsessiveness
-Materialistic
-Being rude
-Cold hearted
-No goals
-Crazy/psycho
-Stalkers
-Trouble makers
-People who take the internet too serious
-Misinterpretations
-Jumping to conclussions
-Being told- F*ck off, F*ck u or F*cker (I will NOT talk to u nemore, its rude)
*AGAIN, THE LIST COULD GO ON, BUT IMMA STOP HERE*
Deception 1 1 1 1
LolKatie 1 1 1 1
Misty.* 1 1 1 1
Honk 1 1 1 1
Girly_Wirly 1 1 1 2
Shannowned 1 1 1 1
Amorith 1 1 1 1
Piercedbitch 1 1 1 1
BOOB SIGNS
Lilly- Mmmm... she'd let me climb titty mountain! hehe!
Enza- Oh so delicious!
BODY SIGNS
Stephy- Such a 'lil cutie! Killer bod no doubt!
![[drool]](/emotes/drool.gif)
Ashley- It's Ashley. Very nice.
![[smile]](/emotes/smile.gif)
Shelby- Again.. I adore her to no end! We WILL "play" 1 day! hehe!
Deb- Ouuuu lala! My sexy Britt again! [hugs]
Jacki- Where to lick.... where.... to.... lick.... mmmmm! :P
BUM SIGNS
Alexa- 100% Perfect Bum!
![[butt]](/emotes/butt.gif)
Jessica- Yummy BumBum!
![[faint]](/emotes/faint.gif)
Mel- What can I say? Her bum is the best, hands down!
Jessica H.- It's official.... I OWN jessica's bum!
Shelby- U DEF. take the ass-cake! I'd eat ur ass with a spoon! LOL
Holly- Her bum's juss ASKING to be spanked red by me! YumYum!
CLICK HERE! THIS IS EFFIN AWESOME!
I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY TOO!
Two tall trees, a birch
and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow
between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just
then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker,
you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a
son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
No additional comments.
;)
;)