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Before you go on, I suggest reading this first, as it will probably [and hopefully] deter you from leaving me stupid comments. KThnx ^__^
HI, I am a dirt-bag like every other guy on this site.
"Ye bebe 10z Qt secksi Bitch! Hit me bck gorguz and lemme claim dat pic! CLAIMED"
See above^: If anyone has said this to you[or even remotely close], promptly advise them to commit suicide.
Do I post on the forums? No sorry, I'm hetero and my brain kind of works, but sick tribal bro!
I want to be a model/actor/singer/dancer/waiter. In the mean time, I am a prostitute of the lowest caliber.
I'm modest. That's why I am the fuckin' shit.
I don't owe you shit. I get drunk way too often, I think I have a problem.
I hardly leave comments, just lurk. I sound friendly, I know.
I ain't got no car to take you on a date. Not that I date in the first place, women hold me down. Because I'm weak. It's a play on words, GET IT?!
Attn: Hot Girls. You guys don't have platonic guy friends. If you think you do, watch out getting drunk around them. Unless they are gay, but still, watch out.
Attn: Ugly girls. Have all of the guy friends you want. You fucking need them.
I have issues I think. That's at least what I am told. Thanks villagers in my head!
I'm ambidextrous, that means I can use BOTH hands equally well. And yes, finger-banging is better when you can use both hands.
Some people will probably think I am ignorant, or close minded after reading this profile.
On the contrary I believe, I love to be proved wrong or challenged. However, even the open minded usually have a confirmation bias.
I double major in business and in psych. I probably will try and con you out of your money using my suave and charming demeanor, then council you later in why you are a fuckup. Thus generating me more money out of your sorry ass.
Be bad, be sexy, be sweet, be nice, be mean, be whatever. As long as you grab my attention, do whatever you want.
I play drums. Have for 4 years and counting. Therefore, I have a big dick.Likes Let's get down to the neeeety greeeety.
I like big butts and I can't deny.
Joey Greco from Cheaters. His raw and gritty knack for instigating horrible events with pure lack of respect and integrity is astounding, in the very entertaining GOOD way!
Big TaTa's. Small TaTa's. Really, just TaTa's in general.
Intelligent Debate.
Being mean.
Little people. BIG WORLD. just kidding, lol midgets.
Mind Over Matter; I Don't Mind, and You Don't Matter
Dislikes Fugos and fatsos.
Rapidly moving up my list, is this fucking 255 character limit on the chat. I guess they are forcing me to use short-forms and abbreviations, but wait RP, I don't like sounding like I am the victim of a terrible cerebral injury! Instead, I must just cut messages short or create another one, which is just fucking annoying as you get 2x the messages back. Expand the fucking character limit you D-Bags!
Subway's Jared. Fuck you and your subs!
People who say "WOOT" Do you even know what the abbreviation means fucktard?
Computer slang, LOL!
FGAS (Fat Girl Angle Shots) I am on to your games!
People [mainly girls] who think their life is too complicated and complex for you to understand, or they are an enigma of sorts. You're not an anomaly of psychiatric science. In fact, you're probably in the opposite. You're probably up their with the other pretentious pity seeking douches, listening to shitty indy bands you found on myspace.
I hardly read profiles. If you have read mine until this point, consider yourself swindled. I decided to add this little tidbit down here because I figure you will read the rest because you go this far.
Being nice.
Music
What happens if there REALLY is a Panic at The Disco?
Let's go rock out to that new mediocre indy band! Awww yea!
Yeah, I download my music. Sorry JT, that lambo will have to wait till the next time you do a McDonalds ad. A new Royce will have to do for now. Until then, I will just read how you and your peers drop 5G for dinner downtown LA. If you [the reader] are upset by this comment proclaiming, "But what about the struggling underground music scene!! Support them you Fuck!" I wholeheartedly think you can carry the support load for both of us, and let's face it, I'm doing you a favor by not supporting them. You won't like that indy rock band if and/or when they go "mainstream" anyways, D-bag.
Anything from the 80's. When New Wave was fresh, and so was the coke! Note: I don't do coke, but I do like my fuckin' 80's music.
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