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Name : Paula.
Age / Gender : 21 / Female
Location : North Carolina - US
City : A~Town/San Antonio, Texas
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Joined : 01/03/05 5:30PM Last online : 12/01/08 12:57PM
Forum posts : 1654 Posts / day : 1.16
Forum title : Fiend Profile views : 68423
Sexuality : Heterosexual Marital : n/a
Drink? : I'm dwunk right now Style : Prep
Smoke? : No Personal site : *- Click to View -*
Ethnicity : Hispanic / Latin    
My crush : Jason Witten Mmm

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Hi I'm Paula. I'm from Texas but i now reside in North Carolina.I'm a bit sarcastic i admit,but all in all I'm a nice person to talk to,i love laughing. i believe i have a sense of humor,I'm a total kid at heart,and i love joking around. i can be a mean biatch =]] but who can't?anyways i love chatting with people,so don't be afraid to talk to me. there's a lot to me that you won't ever find out unless you talk to me.

I'm currently in school and i work full time as a receptionist. i have a few months left of Massage Therapy. but it isn't exactly what i want to do. i want to do anything with Dentistry,Nursing,or Forensics. since i started college my career goals have changed but i'm for certain that i do want part of any of the 3 listed above.


somethings that i do enjoy:is fishing (hopefully Callie and I can go deep sea fishing one day),FOOTBALL I'm a total football freak i loooove my Dallas Cowboys<3,i love jet skiing,horseback riding,hanging out with my family/friends,road trips,and i love singing. i'm the type of girl that will dance around in her underwear singing with a hairbrush in her hand lol even though i'm 21 i still do it! laugh all you want idc.


I won't trust you as far as I can throw you... but I will give you more chances than you rightfully deserve. Once you have earned my friendship, I will be loyal til the end


one thing i can't tolerate are people who are backstabbers,2faced,people that lie,cheat,or make fun of others,I've had to deal with my younger brother having a skin disease and a few people bashing him because of it. and its one thing that really gets under my skin is to see people bash others because of looks or weight,so please don't do it front of me unless you really want a new A**hole

moving along.........

there's definitely a lot more to me,but i can't think of anything else to say,so if you want to know more then feel free to message me,or comment me. i don't bite i promise!

Btw
if you're shy...
I WILL force you to talk to me.

and one last thing..
i loooove the free credit report commercials esp the Car one...awe c'mon don't act like you don't sing to it every now and then..

while i was shoppin for a new car which one's me?
a cool convertible or an SUV?
too bad i didn't know my credit was wack
cuz now im drivin off a lot in a used sub compact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report dot com ba-by
saw their ads on my tv
thought about going but was too lazy
and instead of lookin fly n rollin phat
my legs r stickin to the vinyl and my posses gettin laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report dot com ba-by





Now, i've made it my personal life goal...
to get banned from Wal-Mart.

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I Believe That Everything Happens For A Reason,People Change So That You Can Learn To Let Go,Things Go Wrong So That You Appreciate Them When They're Right.You Believe Lies So You Eventually Learn To Trust No One But Yourself And Sometimes Good Things Fall Apart So Better Things Can Fall Together.


One Day You're Going To Want That Girl,That Girl That Knew She Wasn't Perfect.But Tried To Be Perfect For You,The Girl That Believed The Scraps Of You She Was Given,Were Worth It Because Something Was Better Than Nothing.The Girl That Wanted Nothing More Than To Be There For You And Love You The Way She Knows She Only Would.The Girl Who Met Your Flaws But Valued Them As Much As Your Strengths.That Girl Who Still Can't Bring Herself To Hate You Even Though Sometimes You Probably Deserve It.That Girl Who Saw Past Your Pretty Face And Treasured The Parts Of You That No One Else Ever Appreciated.That Girl Who Realizes She May Never Have Your Heart,But Will Always Carry The Image Of You In Hers Forever.


LOLLL THIS SHIT IS FUNNY WATCH IT!!!!

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abnormal_soul Dec 1, 4:33 pm
haha if it makes ya feel any better for the last week and a bit there has only been like 2 days where I have woke up and wasnt either hung over or still drunk.. been on an intense bing! haha
x_SteelCity_x Dec 1, 3:43 pm
BAHAHAHAHA! [rofl] i knoooooowwwww! LOL too funny.
ImASlut4Coheed Dec 1, 2:35 pm
how are you beautiful?
Jordan519 Dec 1, 2:02 pm
awww well thank you..so whats up
WhiteEtDorky Dec 1, 1:21 pm
loll to many poeple lol
I hate drama
and this city is just full of it
i need to leave go on vacation for alittle
WhiteEtDorky Dec 1, 1:13 pm
soo much stuff lol

Ivonna_humpalot's reply:
awes i sorry lover.
who do i gotta beat up???hmmm [box]
Devilish69 Dec 1, 1:07 pm
all 10zz for you gorgeous..how are you today?

Ivonna_humpalot's reply:
well thank youuu dearr=] i'm super!lol thanks to the snow we had.how are you?
WhiteEtDorky Dec 1, 1:04 pm
Nothing just freaking out lol
you ?

Ivonna_humpalot's reply:
awe why whats wrong?
x_SteelCity_x Dec 1, 12:46 pm
haha, i say that all the time and i dont always hold my word LOL.

Ivonna_humpalot's reply:
yeah me neither lol obviously.
i swear to god whoever said Jose,Jack and Jim were your friend obviously didn't drink any,or they were outta their minds.they're your enemies damn hangovers lol
The_Italian Nov 30, 1:08 pm
im good babe..not enjoyin this cold shit but..i hate winter!..sooo when we goin to SA?!?hahaha!!everybody said the weather aint been bad down there!!

Ivonna_humpalot's reply:
hopefully i'm going to SA from Christmas..you coming with?heheh. the weather here in NC is horrrible!save mee!


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