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Real Member ImASlut4Coheed (Offline)Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot.
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| Name |
: Kris |
| Age / Gender |
: 23 / Female |
| Location |
: New York - US |
| City |
: NYNYNYNYNYNY |
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| Joined |
: 11/06/04 8:03PM |
Last online |
: 12/01/08 2:33PM |
| Forum posts |
: 2999 |
Posts / day |
: 2.02 |
| Forum title |
: Guru |
Profile views |
: 63355 |
| Sexuality |
: Bisexual |
Marital |
: In love |
| Drink? |
: Socially |
Style |
: Prick |
| Smoke? |
: Occasionally |
Personal site |
: *- Click to View -* |
| Ethnicity |
: African American |
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| My crush |
: My Lovely Bf <33 |
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Bio
Hey Asshole's.
So, Im pretty awesome... as long as you're not a fucking moron.
Which ive found is hard to avoid on this site....
I have an amazingly sweet/beautiful boyfriend.
Music is infact my true love.
Ive been to & go to a FUCKLOAD of concerts.
Im extremely fortunate to be able to travel, Alot..
Im Irish - CHEERS!
& Im French - Mauvais ont des rapports sexuels avec votre mère lorsque vous cassette vidéo.
I can fucking Crank That Soulja Boy!! (YUA!!)
I should have been born black!
I have blue eyes.
I love to cook.
I find amusement in everything.
Cunt & Fuck are my 2 favorite words.. you fucking cunts.
My best friends do a brilliant job of making you look like a peice of shit!
(which in most cases isnt hard)
Ive been through enough bullshit in my life, to know things shouldnt be taken for granted...
And NO ONE is better than anybody else... so get the fuck over yourselves!
Oh.. and please keep in mind.. this is THE INTERNET!! not real life. so keep your worthless drama off my page.
Bye Asshole's!
The Space, that is mine.
Wake all the children from their slumber,
Before they wonder why their dreams have gone to hell.
Wake all the children from their sleep.
Down the staircase we shall creep,
To the basement of this white picket home.
Let's show them where the bad ones go.
For all they know, for all they know,
Their heroes are still untouchable.
What they don't know, what they don't know.
All the preachers and the ministers..
Administer those sinister looks.
They teach from a liars cherub
A pulpit mounted on a child's prayer.
Likes
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My BoyFriend
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death..
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I also like:
My family & all of my amazing friends!
Hanging out with Coheed & Cambria and 3, Music, Concerts, Traveling, Piercings, Tattoos, Hot Topic Clothing, Penguins, The color Pink, Biting, All kinds of sex, Local show's, Going out dancing with my girls, Going out drinking with my boys, My doggy, Living a 3 min walk from the beach.. cuz the sunsets there are amazing, Tequila.. mmmm, Girls & Boys, Cuddeling, Sleep, The Fall weather, Pumpkin seeds, Loungin around in my Jammies, Memories... All the amazing times ive had with all of my closest friends, The drunk nights, Parties, Walking through NYC drunk off our asses after a 3 concert & lots of alcohol, Chanting 'Poop Dick' on a street corner in NYC with Josh Eppard after a coheed show. (we're mature obv!) Movie nights and Tulips!!
Oh.. and this guy ![[yes]](/emotes/yes.gif)
My best friend in the world  ily.

Dislikes
George Dubya Bush - Thank god your time is up, asshole!!
Racism;; ... wait.. what?? its 2008?? we're all equal? hmm..
People who lurk my fucking page EVERYDAY. if you're not going to say something, WHY come to my page literally 5 times a day! i SWEAR to you that nothing on my page will change by the next time you stop by... GO AWAY!
Trendy Bi Gurls, you annoy me. Eat a poon, swallow cunt juice & ENJOY it (more then one time when you were drunk) ... THEN we'll talk about your fucking sexuality.
INTERNET DRAMA!!! omfg & boy is this site good for that shit. Going in the forums on this fucking site anymore, makes me feel like im back in highschool with a bunch of immature dramafucks. i think i missed the memo that was sent to some of you stating that it was COOL to act like a douchebag on the internet and you'd gain more friends IRL?!?! this is news to me, quite frankly i think you all try to hard to impress your e-friends! and if some1 has a different opinion then what some1 else has... one of the 2 is wrong!? stfu you wastes of sperm, go buy yourself a life, and while your at it.. purchase some friends!
All of my exbfs. esp that one that let himself get really ugly.
Immaturity.
Girls who photoshop all their pictures to make themselves look half way decent, fyi.. if you're ugly... you're ugly! ! Oh; and ppl who think i give a fuck what they do with their vagina's/penis'. i have more important things to worry about then who you're fucking off RP.net you dirtbag! go away, you also annoy me!
Guys with big egos and small cock's.. which im sure is the MOST of you faggots.
Nasty Teeth. its called a toothbrush and toothpaste... i SWEAR you wont die from it!!! OMG!!!! NO WAYYY?!?!?!?! ikr?
Music
3. Coheed & Cambria. 3. 3. 3. 3. 3. 3. Enter Shikari. Iwrestledabearonce. The Prize Fighter Inferno. Fire Duece. Stevie Ray Vaughn. Machine Head. Jimmy Hendrix. English Panther. Envy On The Coast. The Used. Senses Fail. Norma Jean. Bullet for my Valentine. Evaline. Kings Of Leon. Aiden.Blood Simple. Walls Of Jericho. Atreyu. Red Jumpsuit. FFTL. Incubus. Machine Head. Old Outkast. Gym Class Heroes. Dallas Green. Jimmy Hendrex. Escape the Fate. Ace of Base. Breaking Benjamin. mewithoutyou. Al Green. The blood brothers. CKY. Dredg. Chiodos. Lacuna Coil. Blaqk Audio. Metallica. Otep. From Autumn to Ashes. Smashing Pumpkins. Sonic Syndicate. The sound of animals fighting. The Spill Canvas. Mountain. Dillinger Escape Plan. Forever the Sickest Kids. Quiet Drive. Amy Winehouse. Dead Kennedys. The Cranberries. FlyLeaf. Fair To Midland. Fiona Apple. Soundgarden. Iron Maiden. TLC. As i lay dying. The Ramones. Sex Pistols. Scary Kids Scaring Kids. Nirvana. Dropkick murphys. Rob Zombie. A7X. Korn. Floggin Molly. Porcupine Tree. Dead Poetic. Evanescence. MICHAEL JACKSON. Prince. Scorpions. Underoath. Bleed the dream. Killswitch Engage. Old Dre. Static Lullaby. Everything ends. (friends band) Story of the year. Brand new. OLD AFI. Tiger army. MCS. Etc...
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