Real Member IanThaFunkee1 (Offline)

Im moving to USA. I'm going to be a Radio DJ. Once Visa comes thru, I'll live out there!

ENJOY HONEST VOTING!:
For example, vote what you think is your honest opinion. All 10s?! Well that means they are perfect does it not? Now who's perfect? HONESTLY?!

Start with me if it helps you on your path to being honest, also being honest to yourself. Many guys are thinking, 'If I hit her all 10s, I'll probably have a good chance of sex with her' ummm no. You're just a suck up and a bit of a loser, this is the internet, a place to show off, a place to rarely be yourself to strangers. An exageration of your ego that hardly anyone will see in person.

Tell me, if you see a Chav, Goth, Grunger or Posh person walking down the street and one of those kinds of people arent your style, why vote them highly in style on here?
Physique, now, thats a selection, does this include the face? Either way, like myself, few are 10s.

As for Profile, I came across a great example, a girl had 145 guys vote pure 10 on her profile, 'Wow!' I hear you say 'What an amazing profile she must have!' It said 'Just Me' in Bio. Yes, for Likes, Dislikes and Music, it said NOTHING! What is wrong with people?!

Some people ask me and have wondered, "Why dont you vote on personality Ian?" "Well" I say, "I dont know you". That about sums it up. I dont expect any personality votes except from friends I know. Yes, I can see by your pics if I like what I see and your style, yes I can read your profile and like what I read, but I cant see or read your personality. What you are like, as a person.

So now I PLEAD for you to be HONEST in your voting, start with me, the good thing is, I dont care, after all its YOUR OPINION of me, which CANT be WRONG. So vote as you will. I hope this starts a trend in the voting profile world, it bloody should do, but thing is, Im gonna be downvoted like a bitch after this that no one is ever gonna read it! lol So hey, tell ya friends to stop on by and have a read, it might inspire them! ;)
Happy Voting!

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Its great watchin people downvote you 1s, they think you dont know, it just makes you see what a pathetic person they are, its good knowing I'm a better person then they are for being bigger then that. The Losers.

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I like to help old ladies across the street, well, I say across, I mean half way, well I say half way, I mean set them on their way, well I say that but I mean I push them out in front of buses.

I'm not Homophobic guys, if u wanna vote me or say hi, go ahead, the girls do it to eachother (thinks for a minute, mmmm) *slaps face* so the guys should say hi and leave nice comments too!

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I'm half French. How romantic.

I believe everyone is beautiful when they smile.

Im hoping to get into Media, either Presenting or Production. Preferably Radio but TV would be cool. Im practically a qualified Radio DJ. I have been doing hospital Radio since 1998, now Im hoping to get into the 'real deal' soon! The Demo tape is in the making, so I might be coming to a radio near u soon!

I play acoustic guitar, very basic stuff but have over 40 songs written & about 10 of them I can play & sing at the same time. Aren't I fab?! Ummm yea right.

For those of you wondering, those Photo Shoot pix, I was TOLD how to pose! Honest!

If you wanna chat to me some more and you're a nice girl, just add me to MSN (let me know if u do), I prefer if u have a cam or proof pic, remember, this IS the internet, I could be talkin to a 49yr old alsatian called Jeff for all I know!

WHEN TIGGERS ATTACK!

Why do overweight girls insist on wearing tops that show their belly's? Stop it! NOW! BBW is more of a fetish then a common interest!

http://www.myspace.com/ianthafunkee1

Jess :) (I more than like her tho)
Football! (Playing it Sundays & Thursdays & supporting Liverpool FC!) :P
Music. (I write songs, sing & play guitar)
Humour.
Personality.
Bi-sexual girls.
Angelina Jolie.
Kylie, Natalie Imbruglia, Delta Goodrem. (Spot the link! lol)
Sexy Bodies & Poses.
Good Films. (Shawshank Redemption, Se7en, The Green Mile, Fight Club, High Fidelity, Elf!)

Emo's who think they arent Emo!
People who change their looks for their partner
Chavs.
Lack of Common Sense.
Dumb, annoying people.
Smoking. (It kills)
Fakers. (Whats the matter with you, are you really that pathetic a person that you have to pretend to be someone else?!)
Illegal Immigrants. (gangs & illegal traders/piracy/terrorism)

DownVoters!

People with one photo, woohoo, effort.
People who write '10 for u!' yet havent voted!?! Shut up!

Bad use of language:
If you speak a language which has been around for centuries, like English, please use it correctly, dont change the spellings and pronounce the words properly please! For example, American or American English is not a language and COLOUR and CENTRE are spelt like that!
Lets say, I decided to speak French, I'm not going to remove or replace the letters, I'm also not going to pronounce it differently because that would be WRONG! Don't f*ck with a language you didnt invent! Oh and dont start on me with place names, countries etc, that doesnt count, EVERY foreign country has a different way or saying and spelling for them.

http://www.myspace.com/artoverego

Air, Athlete
The Beatles, Beck, Blur, David Bowie, Jeff Buckley
Coldplay, Graham Coxon
Daft Punk, Doves
Eminem
Fatboy Slim, Franz Ferdinand
Girls Aloud! Mmmm, Gorillaz
Jimi Hendrix
Natalie Imbruglia
Michael Jackson
Kaiser Chiefs, Keane, The Killers, Kula Shaker
Avril Lavigne, John Lennon
Manic Street Preachers, Muse
Prodigy
Queen
Radiohead
Soulwax, Super Furry Animals, Supergrass
Travis
Uffie
The Verve
White Stripes
X-zibit
Neil Young
The Zutons
+ much much more!

ARTISTS/BANDS I'VE SEEN LIVE: 2 MAny DJs, 10,000 Things, Air, Air Traffic, Damon Albarn, ERol Alkan, LIly Allen, Animal Collective, Aphex Twin, Arcade Fire, Ian Archer, ARctic Monkeys, Ash, Richard Ashcroft, ATHLEte, Audio Bullys, Basement Jaxx, Battles, BEck, Biffy Clyro, Bjork, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, Bluetones, BLUR, Bonde Do Role, David Bowie, Boy Kill Boy, James Dean Bradfield, Busy P, Captain, Cardigans, Cast, Manu Chao, CHarlatans, CHemical Brothers, Clor, Jarvis Cocker, COLDPlay, COOper Temple Clause, COral, GRAHAM Coxon, Cribs, Jamie Cullum, Cut Copy, Cypress Hill, Daft Punk(DJ Set), Dandy Warhols, Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip, Darkness, Craig David(TFI Friday), Death Cab for Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Departure, Diefenbach, Digitalism, Distillers, DIVine Comedy, DIzzee Rascal, DJ Heather, DJ Mehdi, DJ Yoda, DOgs, DOves, Duels, Elbow, ELEctric Soft Parade, Eminem/D12, Faithless, Fatboy Slim, FEadz, Feeder, FOO Fighters, !Forward Russia!, FRAnz Ferdinand, Fratellis, Fray, Fungus, Fun Lovin Criminals, Garbage, Girls Aloud, Gogol Bordello, GOldfrapp, Gomez, GOod The Bad & The Queen, GORIllaz, Go! Team, David Gray, David Guetta, Guillemots, Hard-Fi, ED Harcourt, Haven, Imogen Heap, HIVes, Hot Chip, HOT Hot Heat, Hundred Reasons, I Am Kloot, Idlewild, Ima Robot, Laura Imbruglia, Incubus, Interpol, Jamie T, Jesus & Mary Chain, Jet, JJ72, Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings, Juliette & The Licks, Junior Senior, JUStice, KAIser Chiefs, Kano, Kavinsky, Keane, Kills, Kings of Leon, Klaxons, Kraftwerk, Kubb, KUla Shaker, La's, Avril Lavigne, LCD Soundsystem, Leaves, Libertines, Lorraine, MANic Street Preachers, Magic Numbers, John Mayer, McAlmont & Butler, MEtric, MGMT, Minus the Bear, Moby, Moloko, Morning Runner, Morrissey, MStRKRFT, Mum, MUSE, Music, New Order, Oasis, OCean Colour Scene, Offspring, Peaches, Peeping Tom, Pendulum, PEter Bjorn & John, POLyphonic Spree, Portishead, Prince, PRodigy, PUlp, Queens of the Stoneage, The Raconteurs, RADIohead, Rage Against the Machine, Razorlight, RED Hot Chili Peppers, Reef, Rifles, Rilo Kiley, Rodrigo Y Gabriella, Mark Ronson, ROots, ROSemary, Rumble Strips, Scissor Sisters, Sebastian, Shout Out Louds, Sia, Slipknot, Sonic Youth, SOulwax/Nite Versions, Regina Spektor, Stars, STarsailor, Stereophonics, Joss Stone, Streets, Strokes, Sugababes, Sugarcult, Sum 41, SUPer Furry Animals, SUPErgrass, Tegan & Sara, TEnacious D, Thrills, KT Tunstall, Turin Brakes, UFFie, Vampire Weekend, The Verve, Von Bondies, Rufus Wainwright, Roger Waters, We Are Scientists, Weezer, Whalebones, WHITE Stripes, RObbie Williams(+Mark Owen), AMy Winehouse, Wombats, Xzibit, Young Knives, ZUtons

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Overall:	9.698
Physique:	9.727
Personality:	9.695
Style:	9.697
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