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Floyd_The_Ace (Offline)
"If your soul gets devoured, it doesn't necessarily mean you die. It just means that when you die it sucks a lot worse." - Nick Pancerz

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Name : Andrew Caler
Age / Gender : 20 / Male
Location : Michigan - US
City : Jackson
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Joined : 06/13/05 11:58PM Last online : 03/17/07 1:39PM
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Sexuality : Heterosexual Marital : Dating
Drink? : Socially Style : Gamer
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Ethnicity : Caucasian    
My crush : Christina Harris

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Bio
"Me"

I have long brown hair and eyes that change between blue and green. I'm about 5'10", and I'm pretty slim. I spend my free time playing video games, skating, doing some mechanical work, or learning some randomly awesome song on my bass guitar. I enjoy a good laugh and hanging out with close friends. I am content to lay around and do nothing. It bothers me when I'm being pressed into doing something. I'm really lazy but I don't mind being bored usually. It just gives me time to think. I have a really active, technical mind. I've been told by a few girls that I should consider being a massage therepist. lol. Also, I like to IM Canadian girls!

"Love"

Love is one of those few words with no real definition. Not only is it hard to describe, it's hard to know when you're really feeling it. I guess it's kind of like that "butterflys in the stomach" feeling, except all the time and more intense. I often can't put my feelings into words. I'm shy and don't like to express myself to the girls I like because I'm afraid of being shot down. Although, I have had less of a problem with that lately. I really don't like to tolerate that knife through the heart feeling of heartbreak. I hate it so much. It happens though. Not much you can do.

"Electronics"

My computer and my Nintendo systems. I'm a Gamefreak. I love The Legend of Zelda. Best game ever. Any of them. With the exception of the ones made for the Phillips CD-i in the early '90's. My computer I Frankenstiened myself from the parts of seven other computer's. It less than 25% factory installed hardware and it runs better than the one my mom went out and bought. I laugh. It's called "The Dell Spawn". It was created from the bones of fornicators and the sinew of thieves and gluttons. On yet another totally unrelated tangent, I put and Apple iPod sticker on my bass guitar. My friend MarQ said that I was telling Microsoft to eat shit.

"Jolene"

Jolene is the most wonderful person you could ever meet. She's fun, funny, intelligent, caring, understanding, playful, flirty, and beautiful. She has blue eyes, and brown hair. She's around 5' 5" and thin. She'll make you laugh and always knows how to make you feel better when you're down. We dated a long time ago, but that ended badly.
Likes
I like chasing girls. I find it fun to flirt with girls but companionship is a must. I must say not too many girls have ever found me attractive. I also like anime. My favorites are FLCL, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Lupin The 3rd, Big O, Trigun, The Boondocks, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Another like, definately video games. Zelda comes first on this list. Greatest game series of all time. Holds a Guinness World Record, and several games in the series hold places in Nintendo's top 40 games of all time including #1 and #3. After that, Resident Evil is good. And even after that, the Onimusha series. My computer also ranks up there as one of my most favored posessions.
Dislikes
You know what I hate? Gangsters. The only cool gangsters ever, lived in the 1920's and the early 90's. Like Alphonse Capone. I also hate rap. I'm glad Tu Pac is "dead" and if 50 Cent ever came up to me on the street, I'd shoot him again, and this time, I'd find out just how "bullet-proof" he really is. Another thing I hate is R&B. Because it's not R&B. It hasn't been R&B since before 1983. But what gets on my nerves the most is EMO. Because people that are EMO try to claim that everything is EMO. It bastardizes every other genre of music. And what in the hell is the difference between EMO and SCENE? I mean really. So you don't cut yourself and your depression isn't quite as bad. Seems to me that SCENE is just a minor case of EMO. That's right, I refered to them as diseases. And they are. They are the diseases that are sucking the life out of modern music. I saw a thing online that said HIM was EMO. They're not. My Chemical Romance, however, is. And Panic! At The Disco sucks too. I don't care if you think they're EMO or not, they suck. And if they're not EMO, they're definately Pop Rock. I also hate Courtney Love. The bitch killed Kurt, and she knows that every Nirvana fan in the world knows she did it. If the Seatle Police Department would re-open the case and conduct a proper investigation involving the P.I. Tom Grant, then maybe that lying, cock-juggling thunder-cunt could be brought to justice and the whole world could forget that her band "Hole" ever existed. She's a bitch and she can rot in hell. Yet another thing I hate are conformists. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's someone who follows all the rules laid down before them as if they were a holy text and they would burn in hell if they didn't. Have some fucking balls and stand up for what you believe in. It's better to be a leader than a follower. They can't bring the hammer down on all of you at once. The hippies knew that and look what happened. The government left them alone for ten years. They protested the draft, they had sex in fields, they held music festivals, and everything was free. No one went to jail for experimenting with mind-altering drugs while having unprotected sex with multiple partners. It was a good decade. Unfortunately the government has brain-washed all of America with American Idol, Fear Factor, and other such reality T.V. shows so that another up-rising like it can never take place. They want to draft you into Iraq so you can get your brains blown out all over the streets by a car bomb that was left there by some self-righteous Muslim extremeist lunatic. So if you are an EMO/SCENE muslim extremeist that enjoys rap music, reality T.V., has seen Courtney Love naked and liked it, and enjoys killing people for the hell of it, I loathe you and you can die a slow painful death in the bowels of hell. Either way you are a waste of bio-matter and the world won't miss you.
Music
I guess I don't like as much music as most people. I don't listen to a lot of bands but the ones that I do listen to, I listen to all the time. My favorites are: Pink floyd, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Megadeth, Beautiful Creatures, Nirvana, Steel Dragon, Mudvayne, and KISS. Gorillaz are okay but they're sort of rap/rock/wierd. There's this Japanese band called The Pillows that's at least worth a listen. You can't understand the lyrics except for in the chorus though. Even though Pink Floyd is my favorite band, the best song in the history of ever is "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd.

"As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting.
Then I tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything.
Then I treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in.
You pretend you didn't know that I am the scorpion."

Megadeth - "The Scorpion"
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Lanna_Oi Mar 12, 10:06 am
o0o very nice, ya its getting better here except there still snow cuz there so fucking much from before and it has yet to melt lol
Lanna_Oi Feb 27, 9:45 pm
ya cold fucking sucks

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
It was 60ºF here today. I don't know what that is in ºC but it's comfortable.
Lanna_Oi Feb 27, 9:36 pm
ya, cold fucking sucks
Lanna_Oi Feb 23, 9:04 pm
bahah right on

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
Lately, I'm wasted at school, like, 50% of the time. But only the last two weeks. Not this week. I'll do it more come summer. When it's warm...outside...
Lanna_Oi Feb 17, 10:14 am
lol ya, and i wans't on at shcool i was at home ahah.. i went to school 2ce last week

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
That's kind of like my girlfriend. She ges to school like, once every never. I always go. Not always sober when I go. But I go.
Lanna_Oi Feb 8, 7:05 am
bahaha, i have one cuz i don't like pople caling my house and then my parents answering and them later come up to me and ask who it was..why they sounded older.. BLAH BLAH BLAH. lol

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
My parents are very prying. I don't got to worry about that sort of thing. But I see your point.
Lanna_Oi Feb 7, 10:24 pm
bahah im pretty much the same just minus interet and add cell phone

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
I don't like cell phones. I refuse to buy one. If I had a cell no one would have my number.
Lanna_Oi Feb 6, 4:47 pm
lol im not like that, i only wnat a job for money.. i don't care of it sucks.,

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
Fair enough. But then again, I don't really have anything to do with my money. I pay for internet, drugs, and alcohol.
Lanna_Oi Jan 31, 10:43 am
very nice very nice.. i need a job..so bad omg

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
You say you want a job, but trust me, you don't. Everyon's all like "But you get money!" The money you get, isn't worth it.
Lanna_Oi Jan 26, 1:33 pm
lol ;)<33, what u doin this weekend???

Floyd_The_Ace's reply:
Um, well, seeing as how the weekend is now past, I went to work Saturday and it sucked. But after that I did a lot of drug, so I guess it still turned out good.


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