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The STD by Brad Conlin
Below my waist is where you are,
A strange mark, not even a scar.
You are like a new game, and fun to scratch,
It’s weird, my ex girlfriend has one to match.
You are red, itchy and even bumpy.
You’re starting to grow and become lumpy.
Seeing how much you can grow is like a new game.
Since you are living on me, I think you need a name.
I will call you Stuart Taylor Dart,
And I will love you with all my heart.
I went to see my family doctor just the other day.
He informed me that you are no longer allowed to stay.
He told me you were called herpes complex B,
I got it when my ex treated me like a slurpee.
I am supposed to rub on these topical creams,
But I think I am killing you, or that’s what it seems.
The good news is this, you will always be with me,
This idea does nothing but fill me with glee.
I will expect to see you again very soon,
Hopefully by next month’s full moon.
‘Cause we have a date with my ex’s boyfriend’s toothbrush,
But please do hurry, the idea is giving me an adrenaline rush.
Stuart Taylor Dart, I will really miss thee,
Except how you make it burn while I pee.
BRADTACULAR (Offline);)
