Aquanetta (Offline)

I like to eat crayons with elmer's glue icing, beat up people in wrestling rings, chew on eraser bubblegum and decorate radiator grills with little woodland animals...


But really? I'm just me. I'm not perfect but I am real.

I like simple things.


ALSO..if you send me some retarded ass mail..I'm going to post it right here so everyone else can laugh just as much as I do. AMEN!


accesskey: let's get you naked.
aquanetta: Not a good idea. I'm throwing down a PB sandwich as we speak
accesskey: that is fine with me, i would like to see your boobs, that's all. i mean come on. i'm a doctor.
aquanetta: Oh..well while youre looking at the boobs...I have a rash on my ass. Care to take a look at that too?
accesskey: well, no one said there aren't any pitfalls to this occupation... i am willing to look.
aquanetta: Thank you so much. At first I thought it was my genital warts spreading but now I'm thinking its something to do with me rolling around in what I thought was grass but now Im sure was poison ivy while screwing the whole football team.
accesskey: well, goodness, that's just vulgar.
aquanetta: So you say. Don't knock it until you try it.

FOOD and clean laundry.

Shallow people.

No salute uploaded.

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