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I dumped alcohol down her throat and told her there was no god.

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Name : Van
Age / Gender : 20 / Female
Location : Minnesota - US
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Joined : 01/25/05 8:42PM Last online : 11/29/08 9:00PM
Forum posts : 6 Posts / day : 0.00
Forum title : Fresh Out the E-womb Profile views : 13864
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Drink? : Yes Style : n/a
Smoke? : Yes Personal site : n/a
Ethnicity : African American    
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You may be one of those people who look at my profile and for some odd reason wonder why I'm single. Maybe you're not wondering, maybe you couldn't give a shit, but I'm going to tell you the reasons why Toerag and I think we're single....so here goes


1) We are ALWAYS ourselves 24/7
2) We are extremely outgoing and confident (probably intimidates all ya'll)
3) We're lesbians :P
4) We're drop dead ugly
5) We're always voicing our opinions, and we don't care if it pisses people off
6) We're loud and obnoxious at times, we don't care what people say
7) We are in NO way quiet
8) We can be rude (belching, farting, etc.)
9) We're very different/odd but we find pride in that
10) We're really bad when we hang out together
11) We both love porn (its hysterical)
12) We probably have crushes on your girlfriend/boyfriend
13) We're both sarcastically racist
14) We both have pet slothes
15) OMG KYANA HAS TO POOP!


Meh, its pretty odd how we thought this up while driving around town. Its amazing how bored we get....you wouldn't think it was possible. Anyway yeah, that's basically what we do here. Drive around town, talk about everything, stop at random people's houses, or honk our horns into oblivion. Its either that or get drunk. This town sucks....
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Farmer

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Brown

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Dislikes
............When.............The........Condom..................Breaks.............
Music
Eh really depends on my mood!!

<-3 Toerag makes me happy!
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DJ_Chuckles Jun 28, 7:37 am
where have you been? :P hmm? you were on a little while and you disappear like ninja in the wind... of mystical powers... and coupons for free coffee and smokes... lol... hope all is well, i'll talk to you later. :)
DJ_Chuckles Apr 13, 5:28 pm
with a promotion tomorrow... that for some reason also comes along with a free vacation to canada? lol
DJ_Chuckles Apr 13, 5:27 pm
because you are the shit, and you will kick the shit outta anyone who can't handle it... *busts a move* lol! j/k... but yes, either way it goes... hows work n' school? going well for you? :) bein' a smarty pants with straight A's? and gettin' a raise
DJ_Chuckles Apr 13, 5:25 pm
daaaamn. :( but yes, you are fuckin' awesome. :D darn TOOTIN'! lol... but cha, was it nessa carrot, or nessa banana? :P is doin' well n' stuff. :) i talk to her quite a bit still... :) so you must find a time to come on msn or somethin' and talk the shit
DJ_Chuckles Apr 12, 8:06 pm
up sometime... cause i too miss talkin' to you. :( but we do have lives... plentiful, kick ass lives. ;) at least you do cause you kick ass. :D have you talked with other nessa lately? :P

AgentNoseHair's reply:
Yeah I'm pretty awesome what can I say.. J/K. And no I haven't talked to the other nessa. I never get online anymore I don't really ever have time between work and school! How lame is that
DJ_Chuckles Apr 12, 8:04 pm
lol! yeah, not a whole lot is new n' exciting in my life... i got thrown in the drunk tank a few weekends ago. :P ummmm... i've just been going to school other than that... n' i think i might have to go look for a job soon. :P but yeah, we gotta chat 'er
DJ_Chuckles Mar 24, 4:47 pm
haha! thats fuckin' wicked! i wanna go to cancun. :( yeah, im on break right now n' just chillin' out for another week before i go back. :P but yes, whats new other than goin' to cancun? hmmmmmm? lol

AgentNoseHair's reply:
Ehh new nothings new in my life... What's new in your life my darling? Gosh I really miss chatting with ya like everyday.. what ever happened to that? OHHH yes we got ourself a life ha
SHANK-a-skank Jan 12, 4:21 am
funny profile.
tens qtt.
DJ_Chuckles Dec 11, 10:53 pm
yes, yes you shaaalllll. :D and it will fuckin' ROCK! rock so hard the boulders will be chased away! ahahahahahaha! lol... i miss you tooooo. :( what are things like back in mini-soda? good, bad, absolutely fuckin' kick the ass of the asses? :P

AgentNoseHair's reply:
Mini-soda is freezing!How's canada? I met a bunch of crazy canadians this past week in Cancun on spring break!!! I swear they were like taking over down there!
DJ_Chuckles Dec 3, 12:32 am
. :P you must come to canada... yes. :P

AgentNoseHair's reply:
Ohh yes you're right some day I shall! Gosh I miss you! <3


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