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User Profile
Bio Hey thurr people...well mah names Kristal but pritty much every1 calls me Krissie...was born on march 14th...i have green eyes and brown hair,well hmmm black now lol...i have two brothers and i love 'em to death...i can be rlly patient but it depends on wut...i have a bad temper and an attitude so dont get on mah bad side lol!!!I'm usually rlly friendly and outgoing but i can also be a complete bitch...i fall in love too easily and then i get hurt...i dont judge ppl by their looks or wut other ppl say bout them and i expect yall not to judge me either...hmm yeh so thats pritty much it
              
Drunk&&High Convos
Holly:It smells like cinnamon
Krissie:it does for real man wtf?
Holly:ooooooh. the bags musta been beside cinnamon sticks or sumtin
Felicia(talking to josh):Huuuh why you making coffee
Krissie:Save water,Drink coffee
Felicia:Man, coffee is made with water.
Krissie:Hey, Holly leave me a comment
Krissie:Holly? Hollly?????
Holly:Man, who the fuck is Holly???
Holly: Do you hear ppl talking?
Krissie:Yea man i hear them too.
Holly:Thats some crazy shit. they're aint nobody else here.
Krissie:Mike do you hear the voices too?
Mike:Wtf are yall on man?
Krissie:I gotta go =[ Dusty's picking me up.
Nick:Cant you stay a lil while longer?
Holly:Yea you should stay.
-i walk out the door&&come back-
Krissie:Shit i forgot my shoes.
Krissie:dusty's mullet is back
Holly:haha Billy Ray.
Krissie:Yea we aint in the 90s no more, BILLAY!!!
-listening to lil wayne-
Holly:Dustyy come here.
Dusty:Wut??
Krissie:Ima toss you like a fruit salad.
Dusty:Huh?
Krissie:Please, Crakers with cheese
Dusty: why you say that
Krissie:Cuz we rapping in our jammies.
Holly:ROLF!
Holly:So icey like a motherfucking cupcake
Krissie:So crunchy like a motherfucking nugget.
Holly: yeaaa and Felicia is so crispy like a motherfucking frenchfry.
Dusty:shut up man.
Holly:You piece of shcoopah!
Krissie:Shcoopah?
Holly: I was trying to say shit and crap at the same time
Krissie:Huuuh well it dont sound like neither. Likes Hum well the most important thing in life for me are my friends && my 2 lil brothers cuz i love these lil bad ass kids to death!!! i love talking on the phone and huuh Chatting of course!!!!...arguing wif ppl...pissing ppl off...swimming...parties...making ppl laugh...being stupid...doing crazy things...being random...Kayla :P
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-------Jimmy Dusty Conger  Hes the love of my life...No one will ever compare. Hes my baby for the rest of my life. the one ima marry. have babies with. and live happily ever after. Yesh yesh thats right. so be jealous cuz u'll never be able to have someone as perfect as him I love you so much baby!!!
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Holly My Negro Cupcake ...Thats wut bestfriends look like drunk as hell. lol....nah shes just the awesomest friend in the whole wide world. and hmmm i plan for it to stay that way!!!i love this girl to death. fuck with her i'll fuck you up. for real, no joke. lol.
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Boo Most perfect baby EVER!!!No baby, and i mean NOOOO baby is as cute as him. I love him bunches and bunches! hes simply the best.
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R.I.P Cory Micheal Kohler A brother, A bestfriend and so much more, left us to be with the lord on April 24th 2008! On a foggy morning Cory was taking his friend home, he was going a little bit too fast, as usual, thinking he was in control like every other time he sped, taking his life for granted, the unexpected happened he lost control of the car. Struck a tree, on route 40 Surry County, and overturned the car. With a broken arm, broken leg, broken ribs and head trauma, he died on the impact. Cory was such an awesome kid, 18 years old, way too young to lose your life. 18 years old, way too young to lose your bestfriend. A part of me died that night, a part of me I’ll never get back, that part of me is gone with Cory
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Felicia My Negro French Fry She's my girl. Besties, better than the resties. Hmm yeh u my bestie no matter wut other ppl try to do to make us fight. haha i love you girl. and thats that. fuck with her, deal with me. cuz thats how me and my negros roll.
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 Ok so krissie your like ober cool and well i love you We are des Francais frogs haha we can like so are random i love being super cool friends with you and you help me threw alot you also help me think before i do stupid shit like always i cant wait till we are Chillin =] hehe Your the best krissie i love you Much love dezerai Dislikes i dont like fake ppl,liars,cheaters,preps,judgemental ppl,racism,animal cruelty,knows it all,ignorant ppl,smelly ppl, dirty hands,being dirty,homophobia,wiggers,man whores,bugs,whores,ppl who think they're better than me,being in the dark,thunderstorms....
Music    
"I'm Rapping In My Jammies"
"Please,Crackers With Cheese"
"Toss ya like a fruit salad strawberry-grape"
"Niggah I'm The Shit So Get The Fuck Up Off My Toilet"
"Dear Mr. Toilet Im The Shit"
"I Just Are Who I Are, A Flat Footed Niggah"
"Rodney Kind Baby Yea I Beat It Like A Cop"
"I Said Lady Wuts Ur Number, She Said 911,Emergency Only"
"I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federlin"
"So Icey Like A MotherFucking Cupcake"
"You pop 'em 'cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher"
"My name ain't BIC, but I keep that flame man"
"call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower"
"you can call me Mr. Director's Chair, yeah, and that's a wrap"
"My momma say fuck 'em and we the same so hello motherfucker you got some sheets to change"
"I Wear My Heart On My Sleeve Like Its The New Fashion"
"Bitches stick to me like scotchtape"
"You can call me wizzle or u can call me wayne
Man eitha one but its weezy baby for your slut
I told her weezy baby, i told her more than once
But she just say baby, she jus calls me baby
She jus screams out baby, when she's on top of me
And da sheets be stickin like pages"
"I'm Counting all day like the clock on the wall"
"Bit business minus the business suit,even i look in the mirror like is it you? i say i must be the hottest if it isnt you"
"So wut you got in ur truck, oh just a spare tire"
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