Name's
Lindsay.
Who am I? I can't give you a
straight answer, but...
WARNING: I fall in love
TOO fast.
Watch out!
I tend to walk
right into bad situations &
not even know it.
Piercings are the
best fuckin'
thrill.
When I talk to you, I look into your
eyes, not at your body.
There
are days when I can be bitchy. I probably have a
damn good reason.
If you think I'm a big fake, then it's
simple. Don't waste your time on me.
I can tell when you're lying. Just make it easier...
come clean.
Yeah, I lie too
sometimes, but it'll eventually break me down.
As for my build, there's
more to love. Don't like it? That's
fine.
Judge me by my
personality, not by my
appearence.
*Teehee!
* I have lots of
tickle spots! Try & find 'em!
If I look sad,
don't ask me what's wrong. Let's just say it's a
long ass story.
I have a
ReTaRdEd sense of humour, I
LOVE to laugh!
You're lookin' at the
biggest fuckin' picture whore
EVER!
I'm pretty reliable &
not a backstabber.
I'm
not a fighter, but I will if I
have to.
You gotta do
a lot to piss me off. But when you cross the line...
RUN!
What about me gives you the idea that I sleep around? Dude, you heard
WrOnG!
Don't comment me if you're gonna say something lame like, "Hey sexy."
I hold grudges. If I've seen you're face, I'll
remember it.
I do everything for a
reason, but you may not always understand why.
I'm a neat freak.
Ew, dust.
If I'm
bashing on myself, just
let me.
I'm
stubborn and
hard headed. I'll believe what I wanna.
I really hope you can
keep secrets. I'm a human safe. I will
NOT crack.
Wanna have kids?
DO NOT fuck around with my family or friends.
I'm
not saying I'm fearless. But I'm
not easily intimidated.
Listen, I
HATE being lectured! Save your fucking breath, man.
Don't
fucking ask me to be your third wheel. Find someone else!
I can give you
good advice, but I
won't take it.
Yes, sometimes I get a little flirty, but don't
assume I like the guy.
Sometimes
it's hard for me to use the brutal truth. I don't like to see people hurt.
Even if you hurt me, I'd
never be able to hurt you back. I know the feeling.
OMG! Downrate me. I couldn't give a
flying fuck.
I'm a
handful sometimes. I hope you're a patient person!
You really think you know my life better than me?
*BEEEP!* Wrong answer.
Some people act like they
always understand me. Don't lie to yourself.
Don't ask me a
billion questions at once,
please!
Sometimes I
won't take your compliments. Don't take it personally.
If I don't answer you the first time,
OBVIOUSLY I'm ignoring you.
I hate being tied down. I can make my
OWN stupid mistakes.
I'm a good
listener, just
speak-up.
If you have a face that I can
trust, we'll get along great.
Break my trust, and you'll
never get it back.
I like being the
mystery... It keeps you
interested.
I'm
not shallow, but I do have my
own taste.
As every other person does, I
love to love and be
loved <3
If you wanna get to know me, be
yourself. I'm more interested in the
REAL you.
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I have three bestfriends. That's right,
THREE. God, wtf would I do without you guys? I'd fuck up BAD without you guys by my side. This is all for you. You know I'll love you forever...
AND YOU BETTER NOT EVER FORGET THAT, LOSERS <333
Cindy <3




This is
Cindy. I've known her since grade five. Ew! The year of Mr. Martins. Oh gosh, what a perv! Anyways... Cindy is a blast! She's my number one<3 She's got a good heart. I'm tellin' you, she's more than what she seems. We've had pretty much the worst times ever & the best times... From being childish about fighting over the stupid computer, to laughing and crying and being so fucked up on drugs, LMFAO! No one can split us up. And even though you'll be gone, you will never be forgotten. I love you<3
Mackenzie <3


This is
Mackenzie. Wow, OKAY! This chick is SO funny! Getting bored with her is just out of the question! Mackenzie and her fucking lap dances, LOL! Some of the shit she says is just too fuckin' retarded... but you just can't help but crack-up. Mackenzie is one of the best people to chill and just smoke dope with, haha. More fun times to be had, bitch<3
Krissa <3


This is
Krissa. I swear, she's got the sickest style out there. Keep it! I love your attitude. The thing I like about you most is the fact that you can always prove people wrong. I love how whatever goes down, good or bad, you're always walking with your head held high. I look up to you lol. And now, I feel like a total cheese-bag lmao. Shhh!<3
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Have I ever:
(X) Been suspended
(X) Been arrested
(X) Taken drugs
(X) Had alcohol poisoning
(X) Been skinny dipping
(X) Went on a date
(X) Made a huge mistake
(X) Failed an exam
(_) Recieved a rose
(_) Killed an animal on purpose
(X) Lied to a bestfriend
(X) Gotten so drunk you were sick
(X) Been drunk
(X) Gotten in trouble for being drunk
(_) Have a twin sibling
(X) Have had a serious relationship
(X) Dated someone that you hated
(X) Gotten in any sort of trouble, police related
(X) Believed a hotmail forward
(X) Eaten cow tongue
(X) Told someone that you hate them, but were truly in love with them
(X) Lied to your parents about where your going to be
(X) Wanted something so bad that you cried when you didnt get it
(X) Asked a guy out
(X) Smoked ciggarettes
(X) Smoked weed
(X) Taken E
(X) Remember your first bestfriend
(X) Love someone, or miss someone right now
(X) Did something you knew you would regret
(X) Screamed your lungs out into a pillow out of anger
(X) Ever made out with someone you just met
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July Baby:
Fun to be with.
Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation.
Easily consoled.
Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional, temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt.
Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations.
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone.
Always broods about the past and the old friends.
Waits for friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

That's all... For now.