I Am An Enigma.
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The word "poop" makes me giggle uncontrollably.
I'm incredibly immature for my age.
I'm also incredibly mature for my age.
Carrot sticks are my favorite snack.
I am inclined to ask "What's up, doc?" when I eat them.
Stupidity angers me.
I'm obsessed with the works of Tim Burton and Jhonen Vasquez.
I smile more than the average human being.
I'm rarely satisfied.
I used to watch Pokemon.
I've always wanted to be able to morph into either a butterfly or a faerie.
Mosquitos are horrible doctors.
When I was little, I used to steal sugar from my mom's kitchen to make mud pies.
I'm incredibly fond of all furry little woodland critters.
If reincarnation is real, I want to come back as a talking ferret.
It's really cold in here.
I'm impatient and a perfectionist.
I'm also a pack rat.
I like singing "The Twelve Days of Christmas," but I usually forget gifts 8-12.
Make me laugh and I'll love you long time.
Creepy things also make me giggle uncontrollably.
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Random:
[Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.]
[Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.]
[Lisp - A speech defect or mannerism characterized by mispronunciation of the sounds (s) and (z) as (th) and (
th).]
Oh, the irony.
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-ME (Offline);)
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